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| The Truth is what you seek! I am glad. I, Lothar, am the supreme mind behind the development of the Popo. I abducted Corbis PoPo many years ago, controlled his mind, and forced him to make the first PoPo! My plans were almost perfect, as I controlled multiple generations of Corbis', until one fateful day when Corbis XXIV Jr. caught a glimpse of the real me! This is why he had all of his descendents slaughtered! I had taken control of so many different minds, my power was too weak to stop him! Now I am slowly regaining power, and soon, I will control him too! Why do I want to control the Popo, you may ask? The answer is simple. I follow these equations to total domination! PP + DS = BP BP = CA (C + D) CA = TWD PP = Popo DS = Dynamic Speaker BP = Bad Presentation CA = Confused Audience C = Chaos D = Disorder TWD = Total World Domination! If you join me and my efforts, I will spare your life! This will be your only chance to escape your certain doom! Send your money now! Send $5.00 to LOTHAR to show your support of his world domination. Please include your name, so that he may spare your life in the future. Cash only, please: Lothar 7034 Worthington-Galena Rd. Worthington, OH 43085 U.S.A. |
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| Evil Henchman, Lothar Jr., testing another great PoPo Presentation Device. |
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