[[ Cameras open up on a wet, cold day - one where you'd prefer to stay in doors. Thankfully; we're inside of an empty classroom. That's right; no knee height children running around driving you crazy. The only noise is that of the rain drops hitting the schools tin roof, as standing at the front of the classroom is Overloads World Heavyweight Champion; Rhino. With the Title draped over his right shoulder, Rhino is pacing back and fourth with a piece of long, white chalk in hand. Meanwhile, Vince Russo is looking out one of the windows - somewhat in a world of his own. ]]

[ Rhino ] What did I fucking tell you? I kept my word .. I KEPT my fucking promise. Triple H; Booker T - you all THOUGHT they were goin' to walk out of Shattered with MY Title. You ALL turned your fuckin' back to The Manbeast .. and that alone .. was the BIGGEST mistake any of you inbreds could have EVER made. You DOUBTED ME! You DOUBTED the BEST this fuckin' industry has ever had to offer .. and it came back .. and it kicked EACH and every single one of you cunts right in the ass.

[[ Rhino tilts his head back, a faint smile across his face. ]]

[ Rhino ] I don't have to remind you of what happened. You ALL saw it. You ALL saw me GORE Triple H .. you all saw me GORE Booker T. Heh, but more importantly .. when that final bell rang .. you ALL saw that I was STILL the World Heavyweight Champion; STILL undefeated, despite all the fuckin' haters and doubters. Has the message got through yet? Have I done enough to convince you that I truly am UN-FUCKIN-STOPPABLE!?

[[ The tone in Rhino's voice obviously itensifies. ]]

[ Rhino ] I took assholes you thought were the two best on Overload .. I took them, and I fucking CRUSHED them! What more proof do you need? Every obstacle that has been laid out in front of me, I've dodged .. I've DESTROYED. Cactus Jack, Chris Jericho, The Rock - The LIST keeps fuckin' goin'. See, I've held this Belt for over 50 days .. and the thing is .. the LEGACY .. MY legacy .. is only JUST beginning, because MARK my words; This Title will STAY around my waist for MONTHS on end .. until one day, I've decided .. that I don't NEED it. That I've PROVED enough - but heh, don't get ya fucking hopes up boys because as I said, we've ONLY just begun.

[[ Sadistic laughter, an evil grin - a sign that Rhino still has "the fire in the belly", so to speak. ]]

[ Vince Russo ] Everybody makes mistakes .. but a mistake this big? A mistake that quite frankly, should've nevere been made because the result was always as clear as crystal - pathetic.

[[ Russo turns around to face the camera; his face not filled with the Christmas Joy. ]]

[ Vince Russo ] If I told you once, I told you a thousand times .. Booker T and Triple H aren't in the league of The Manbeast. They aren't even CLOSE .. yet you lead yourselves to believe a false allegation. Rhino .. was NEVER going to lose this Championship. Never. Not to a man who prides himself on the color of his skin; not to a man who lives off his in-controlable anger. Heh, I bet you got a shock when you saw MY client; Rhino .. tear BOTH of those boys apart like bits of wet tissue.

[[ The Manbeast nods his head, as Russo begins walking towards the camera with a purpose. ]]

[ Vince Russo ] Fact is, you can't measure greatness. You can't pull out a god damn ruler and measure HOW good this man truly is. You can't hit a bunch of fucking numbers on your calculator and come up with an solution to the supreme professional wrestling ability, that Rhino has .. you can't - it just ain't possible, because Rhino is the BEST damn professional wrestler to EVER .. and by god boys, I do mean EVER grace a damn ring. Every object that has been laid out to try and stop him has been kicked the FUCK down. EVERY one. Since makin' his damn debut, Rhino hasn't LOST a match. Not A SINGLE match, boys .. which means - that NONE of you .. are capable of puting THIS MAN'S SHOULDERS DOWN to the mat, for a three count. Not ONE of you damn morons.

[[ By now, Vince stands only a few short paces away from his client; who's eyes strike fear into all watching components. ]]

[ Rhino ] But why waste MY time on somethin' I've fuckin' proved to the world already? Why stay on a subject when we know who exactly is the best? It's not like I've got nothin' to show for it .. I've got a fuckin' un-beaten record. I've got the World fucking CHAMPIONSHIP .. and I just BEAT two fuckfaces that thought they were goin' to it away from me. Heh, I'd say .. better luck next time - but the truth is, when you're in the ring with me .. when you're putting yourself in harms way, in the path of the MAN to the fuckin' BEAST .. then LUCK means FUCK all!

[[ Rhino and Vince Russo exchange that same devilish grin, as Russo begins walking around the classroom. ]]

[ Vince Russo ] However, onto matters which concern two MORE men .. or victims, shall we say? One being Sean O'Haire and the other of course, how could we forget? Our beleoved John Cena .. the only man of his age who STILL is an Eminem Wannabe. Sad? Nah - It's JUST fuckin' pathetic. When are you going to grow up out of that teen age you've been living in for the past twenty years, John?

[[ Trying to explain it clearly, Russo begins making motions with his hands whilst lecturing. ]]

[ Vince Russo ] See, what my client and Rob Van Dam are going to do to you and your partner on the Christmas Edition of Overload, is what we'd put down to being one HELL of a late present .. haha. Put it this way; along with Rob Van Dam, Rhino is going to DECIMATE you from the time that bell rings, to the time he feels he's slapped you around like a BITCH enough. Sure - the Christmas spirit is practically over .. and thank god for that .. but unfortunately, Overload is putting on a show to bring it back, just for ONE more night. Main Event. Decorating a Tree if you're not inside that ring. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? Doesn't it, you little piss ant?

[[ Silence. ]]

[ Rhino ] You're gonna find yourself in a bit of a problem, John. As Vince siad, if you ain't wrestlin' then you're decorating that fucking Christmas Tree .. but the thing is, when I'm done with you or Sean - which ever one of ya are left on the outside when the time comes for me to END the fucker, neither ONE of you are gonna be able to stand up STRAIGHT let alone decorate some fucked up Tree. Besides - if Rob is in that ring, kicking you or Sean's ass .. then that means one thing, John. One of you assholes are left to decorate the tree .. WITH ME! And as you know, I ain't your friendly type of guy .. I'm a MANBEAST .. and tearin' you limb by fucking limb will only bring a BIG fuckin' smile to my face John. So, one way or another .. you AIN'T decorating jack SHIT and you sure as HELL ain't takin' a victory away from me and Rob Van Dam.

[[ The camera pans around to the side of Rhino, where we can also see Vince Russo leaning up against one of the many desks scattered across the classroom. Rhino begins to write something on the blackboard in big, clear easy to read letters. The first word, underlined, is "Wannabe". The one right beneath that reads "Mistake". ]]

[ Rhino ] Those words - you know what I'm talking about, right John? Wannabe. Heh - need I say a word more? You're obsessed with chains .. big, useless dangling fucking CHAINS .. which mind you - I won't hesitate in choking you the fuck OUT with one of them IF you're STUPID enough to bring along one .. which, quite frankly - you fucking are. You've got fuckin' jersey's of football teams like you're .. like you're truly some kinda fuckin' rapper. Then, John - you've got your shorts down to your ankles and your hat positioned backwards. Aren't you the mirror image of that skinny little FUCK; Eminem? I bet you've got posters upon POSTERS of that fucking moron plastered across every god damn WALL in your house. But the thing is, John .. he's a failure. He rpas because the fuckwit couldn't even get a job cleanin' toilets and it's the exact same deal with you. You've got nothin' BETTER to do because you're the biggest piece of useless SHIT in this PLANET, that you have to come out EVERY single time you show your fucking face .. and you've gotta throw a bunch of rhymes together. (Rhino Laughs) You're what EVERY fuckin' mother and father DON'T want. You're a Wannabe; wanting to be somethin' you ain't .. but John .. either way .. you're a fucking failure and will NEVER .. EVER .. be compared to ME! If you CAN'T decide if you want to rap or wrestle - I'll make that fucking chocie for ya .. by pissin' on BOTH. How? Why? What? When? Where? Hahaha .. John, it's straight forward asshole. You won't be able to speak and you WON'T be able to fight .. because I don't just take some fuckin' bastard, beat him enough to a get three count and leave. Nah. I make them WISH and PRAY that they were just caught up in a fucking nightmare .. Haha .. but that's where the fun begins; THAT'S WHERE I CONVINCE THEM THAT IT'S FUCKING REALITY .. AND THAT IN THIS WORLD .. I CAN'T, WON'T AND SHAN'T BE PUT DOWN BY ANYONE!

[[ It's clear as can be, that Rhino's got a pot of boiling anger inside of him as his veins only just begin to pop out. ]]

[ Rhino ] ..And the other word, John? Mistake? Why that'd be because you're taking the exact same route that every motherfucker that has tried but failed MISERABLY in the act of trying to put me down. Haha. Shame on you; SHAME on you, John. You obviously haven't been paying attention, because otherwise .. you'd know .. that the path you're taking with the whole comparison of Me and a Rhinoceros - is one .. BIG MISTAKE!

[ Vince Russo ] There's no two ways about it Cena, because you will PAY the price of steppin' into territory where you just CAN'T hold your own damn ground. Like it or not; you ain't up to Rhino's standards .. NEVER have been and you NEVER will be.

[[ Rhino grunts loudly, staring directly into the camera. ]]

[ Rhino ] It appears that EVERY time, John, that somebody is put up against The Manbeast to do battle .. put up The Manbeast to be simply .. annihiliated .. that they feel the NEED .. the WILL to involve themselves with a mistake that should have been learnt a LONG time ago. I�m talking about the comparison you idiots make between myself .. and a fucking Rhinoceros. My patience is beginning to wear thin with you morons; when will you fucking get it? It�s like you�ve all been dropped on your fucking heads from the time you were born, because EACH fucking week, I get that same reaction. Somebody new, thinkin� they�re out smarting me by going up and conducting a bullshit talk with a Rhinoceros circling in the background.

[[ The Manbeast shakes his head slowly, yet violently. ]]

[ Rhino ] Let me get the point across to at least YOUR head, Cena. Our names may be of the same formula, but have you even ONCE stopped to think .. that our ways .. are of a totally different fucking NATURE!? Have you, ya fucked up rap wannabe? Rhinoceros� are LAZY cunts, plain and simple for ya John. They loom around, they sit on their fuckin� ass. Me? I run through bastards like you for a LIVING .. and it just so happens, that because of that, I hold the greatest prize known to man. The Overload WORLD Championship .. Haha, and you think you�ve got my number? Not in reality, fuckface. I RUN this shit. I click my fingers and you fuckin� jump � not because you want to, not because you HAVE to .. but because you�re SCARED right outta your fuckin� peanut sized BRAIN that I�m gonna leave a HOLE right in the middle of ya. In other words, John � THE GORE! DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE TO YOU?

[[ Saliva literally flys out of Rhino's mouth, landing right in front of the camera. He waits a few short moments, taking the time to regain his composure before turning back to the camera. ]]

[ Rhino ] You may think of this as a bit of fun and games .. a time to kick back, decorate the fuckin� tree and spit out a couple of your bullshit rhymes. Right? WRONG! DEAD .. FUCKIN� .. WRONG! I mean BUSINESS John, and I don�t give a SHIT if it�s Christmas or if it�s YOUR fuckin� birthday. I�m gonna bust my gut to see you scream in fucking agony .. to see you lay LIFELESSLY in a pool of your OWN god DAMN blood! THAT�S WHAT DRIVES ME WEEK IN, WEEK OUT, TO FUCK UP CUNTS LIKE YOU! I�m SICK of bein� looked upon as some fuckin� joke Champion .. I�m the REAL DEAL John, and there ain�t NO denyin� it. You�re JUST another statistic; JUST another asshole who spits out the same SHIT that�s been used ever since I�ve been fuckin� wrestling. You�d think, Cena, that after ALL the beatdowns I�ve pounded into fucker BY fucker .. that you, and the REST of the jackasses on the Overload Roster would start to realize that I�m a fuckin� brick wall that AIN�T gonna be knocked down or climbed over. I�m blockin� YOUR sun; I�m havin� that motherfucker shine down on me .. and let me tell ya John, the day I move out of the way for some bitch like you is the day you�ve gotta turn up to my fuckin� FUNERAL! So as you'll be laying in the middle of the ring, motionless .. stars flying around your fuckin' head, I'll be screamin' in your ear -