One of a kind is one of the many names that you recognize Rob Van Dam as. Throughout his career he has backed up several statements he has made; never once did he say he was something that he wasn't. Since Extreme Championship Wrestling went under, it's been a fair question to put forward; " Is Rob Van Dam past his peak? Is he in the twilight of his career? ". I'm positive that over the few week's that Rob Van Dam has been here he has proved the critics wrong in every solitary aspect of his game. He's defeated Triple H not once, but twice. Both times Rob was tipped against; both times Rob had the odds stacked against him .. both times, Rob Van Dam dug a hole for Triple H to lay in. The most recent; last week. To say that Smackdown was an emotional night would be an understatement. Scotty 2 Hotty, former Intercontinental Champion .. former double time Tag Team Champion told the backstage Locker Room that it would be his final match in Wrestlemania Entertainment. Although hard to believe, the 18 month run had run it's course.. it was time for one man's dream to end and rest assure, Van Damw asn't going to see out Scotty with a loss. Infact before the match went underway, Rob guaranteed Scotty 2 Hotty that they would walk out victorious and in the end, when that bell rang .. it was precisely them. Once again Van Dam lived up to his words; 6 Straight Wins .. No sign of Losing .. what could possibly stand in his way, you say? Randy Orton. A Former WME Champion believes that he desevres the chance to face Chris Benoit at No Mercy; Orton has protested that he is STILL The Legend Killer in the business .. but the thing is, Randy came off a massive loss last week to Steve Corino. This time, it was HIS Fifteen Minutes that were up; nobody else's, but his. This week promisses to be no different; He's already came out .. He's said his piece .. but what's new, exactly? What makes Randy Orton think that Rob Van Dam is any worse than Steve Corino? To be perfectly honest with you, Rob Van Dam is TEN steps ahead of ANY guy in that Locker Room whether it be Chris Benoit, Randy Orton or Triple H. The fact is; on Smackdown, Randy Orton is going to get one RUDE awakening if he truly thinks that It's going to be a cakewalk; I'll tell you now, the difference between Randy Orton and Rob Van Dam is a simple figure of five .. but what makes that significant.. is that it it's professional wrestling, and in this business you can't AFFORD to be behind by Five Stars .. and THAT .. is what Randy Orton will find out this Thursday Night on Smack!Down.

The WME Logo flashes across the screen as the scene opens up on the streets of South Dakota. It's a fairly cold day; most people are wearing pants and a windcheather or if without one, a long sleeve t-shirt. Although it's cold there's no sign of rain and definitely not an ounce of wind. "Its Just One Of Those Days" where the sun fails to rise, so to speak. The camera picks up two familiar looking faces - Rob Van Dam and Pat Patterson. Both men are rugged up nice and warm, particulary Patterson whom is an apparant walking ice block.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " I don't think I've eh-ever .. ever been colder in all my LIFE! "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Toughen up bro, it's not that bad. "

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " Are you kidding me? You could practically FREEZE damn Ice Cream to my body. It's bad enough that we're out here in this weather, but the reason being is because of Randy Orton? Sometimes I think you're NUTS Rob! "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Man, quit the complainin'. Just imagine what kind of PAIN Randy Orton is going to endure tonight; IMAGINE it .. It wouldn't surprise me the slightest if he didn't turn up. I mean, dude, if he had ANY brains then he'd stay at home in St. Louis .. but nah .. He thinks he has a case to bargain. He THINKS he has a chance against me; dude, NOBODY has ANY sort of chance against me. Look at my record; 6 straight wins .. man, what more does that Loser need before he admits defeat? "

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " He probably won't budge Robbie, so if I were you I'd just DROP this whole issue and go back to where we can actually be in a state of COMFORT. "

Rob sighs and looks straight into Pat's eyes.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " What? "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " You just don't get it dude, do you? This is an opportunity to finally put the critics to sleep. Sure, I'm still Cool, Calm and Collective .. but why wait? I've had to wait long enough to even BE in this position. If I'm going to cement myself as a 5 star Legend then there's NO better way than capitalising on guy's like Triple H and Randy Orton; Dude's who THINK they know AND have it all. I mean, seriously, not even YOU thought that I'd kick Hunter's ass twice .. but I did. I'm sure as HELL rated 5 stars and I ALWAYS have been, the only differental between before and now is that I'm MAKIN' everyone believe it. You know how the business works Pat, you've done it all. You KNOW that moments like these may not mean anything short-term, but it's that mental kick of it that in the longrun, helps you so dearly. Don't get me wrong, bein' RVD isn't hard .. I'm one COOL dude .. but this time, I'm takin' thing's to a WHOLE new level and it STARTS Tonight when I put Orton on the premisis of defeat. "

Patterson appears to be suffering from confusion.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " But why all of a sudden the serious guy? Being who you are got you to where you are today. "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Serious? Bro, I'm as COOL as a Cuecumber. Being Mr. 5 Star and BEING Mr. Thursday Night did eventuate to this, but what's to say I can't go that one step higher? Let'sface the facts .. I've got igger fish to fry than Randy Orton. He's a Former WME Champ, big deal .. I'm The Whole F'N Show - I'm R-V-D! Boredom is an irritating thing, It's somethin' we all come by but unfortunately we've got a dude on our hands here that is the SUPPLIER of boredom. Sure, Randy has the background .. He's old man was one tough dude .. but what people have gotta come to terms with is that RANDY hasn't and WILL NEVER carry on the legacy of his Father. Randy Orton is a misfit; a FAILURE and dude on Smackdown all he's gonna be seein' is five stars with a little bird flying around his head, chirping. "

Rob laughs; It's cartoon comedy with the bird flying around the head. Something we've all come to love, right?

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " I've got the picture and although this really means nothing, I guess I'm 'right' behind you. "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Sorry man but it's just this thing that I'm totally curious about. Is Randy Orton REALLY a Ladies Man or is Randy and his mouth a fraud? "

Pat Patterson sighs deeply but Rob Van Dam however, seems partially excited about it. Rob pulls out the picture of Randy Orton from his pocket; it's BIZZARE to say the least.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " Oh my god .. Rob .. you've REALLY done it this time! "

Patterson bursts out in laughter after seeing the "customed made" Randy Orton photo.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Dude, I didn't ever say that the photo wasn't gonna be .. altered. Haha. "

A couple of girls walk past; they'd be about 16 years old. They are quite attractive young girls, at least to the eye of Patterson.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Hey .. Duddettes .. mind telling me what you think of this picture? "

Van Dam shows them the picture; they straight away laugh out aloud.

' Girl #1 ' Name Unknown: " That's pretty funny, you might be able to trick a blonde girl into believing it. "

' Girl #2 ' Name Unknown: " Yeah .. but that's still, like, really cool work there. "

' Girl #1 ' Name Unknown: " Sure is. Good Luck with it guys. "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Thanks and remember, keep cool dudettes. "

The two girls walk away in a cheerful mood, muttering a few words to one another.

' Girl #2 ' Name Unknown: " He's cute. "

' Girl #1 ' Name Unknown: " What about that other guy who didn't say anything? Like, what a loser. "

' Girl #2 ' Name Unknown: " Totally girlfriend! "

The camera swings back to Rob Van Dam and Pat Patterson, who STILL has his eyes glued to the two girls. RVD slaps Pat across the ehad, snapping him out of the little 'fantasy' world he was in for a few moments.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Man, they're like spring chickens to you.. and you're checking them out? "

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " Even an old man like myself never loses his marbles Rob. "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " DUDE .. Please! Spare me the thought! "

A few more people walk past but RVD doesn't pay any attention to them. Suddenly, a blonde girl that looks around the 25 year old mark walks into the direction that Patterson and RVD are in. Pat's jaw drops to the ground almost immediantly; Van Dam gets the picture ready and awaits for the right moment.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Hey there .. ugh .. do you want to take a look at this? Tell me what you think? "

Ignorantly the blonde snatches the photo out of Rob's hands and exmaines it closely.

' Blonde Girl ' Name Unknown: " What's all the black stuff on his face? "

RVD and Pat Patterson have to restrain themselves from laughing as the Blonde Girl STILL can't see that it's NOT real.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " It's his facial hear, ma'am. "

' Blonde Girl ' Name Unknown: " Why has he got red dots everywhere? Why .. is his HEAD .. bigger than his BODY!? "

Rob and Patterson can't hold in any longer; they fall to the ground laughing their lungs out. The Blonde Girl looks extremely offended as she storms off leaving the photo in two pieces. Whilst Van Dam and Patterson try to gather themselves into a steady state, the camera focuses on the broken photo. It's clearly obvious that it's not real, it's hard to believe ANYONE could think otherwise.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " Dumb Blondes must come by the truck load. Seems to be that NONE of them know ANYTHING! "

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " I know bro', it's odd .. but hilarious at the same time! (Van Dam cracks up laughing) Tonight dude, Randy Orton is ALL mine. On April 1, 1980, the FAILURE and the BORDEOM began. It was one messed up day dude, because from then on the presence of Randy Orton .. could put you to sleep at ANY time of the day. On Smackdown though, he's playing a WHOLE new game; It's not the one's he's used of. The Legend Killer .. The Next Star In The Business .. all his talk is goin' straight down the toilet where it belongs. Randy, dude, you may've been lucky up to here but tonight is your personal dead end. Tonight bro, your career is under the microscope because for years .. EVER since you made your debut in 2000, you've been turning a blind eye. You couldn't fool me though man, you couldn't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin'. I figured you out a LONG time ago Randy, it just so happens to be that TONIGHT is my first chance to see you suffer from a 5 Star Showing like NONE other! You're a 3rd Generation Superstar, but apart from that dude.. you've got nothing. You've got the NAME, kid, that's all. You haven't carried on ANY legacy; you're a Maneuver Stealing Five Star LOSER and I hate to break it to you, but YOUR 15 Minutes are up. The clock has ticked it's last tick for you dude; all that remains now .. is the countless seconds that remain. That's the ONLY thing holding Mr. Thursday Night back dude, nothing else. Ever since you've been in the business you've been in love with yourself and hey, dude, if you're that kind of .. guy .. then, that's cool but when you bring it into MY business then man .. you're headin' for one ugly trip to the Hospital. Like I told you before, you haven't GOT charisma .. you haven't got that kick in your step that only Mr. 5 Star has and you haven't GOT that ability or the heart .. or the determination .. to succeed. Dude, I've been hittin' the perfect frogsplashes ALL my life .. do you think that just because you're the son of some Famous Hillbilly that everything falls into place fine? Heh, think again man .. think hard .. REAL hard .. 'cause I'm not like ANYTHING you've ever seen before. I'm quicker than a hiccup, as flexible as a bendable ruler; you, dude? Simply put .. you're "

Rob looks over to Patterson who by now has had enough; he's laying down on the concrete ground like a homless bum looking tired.

' The True Slave ' Pat Patterson: " What's with the kid's name? It's a conspiracy - how can I be so tired so quickly? "

RVD grins, taking this as a perfect opportunity.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " Like I said bro, to even MENTION that dude's name is a risk. I'm mind-blowin', I'm "Whoa Dude Did You Just See THAT" .. yet my partner here, is almost asleep. Why? It's because of the boredom Randy. Tonight, NOBODY will have to put up with it because dude .. after tonight, you'll be written down in the history books and NO where else! Ha-ha! "

Coincidently, Pat Patterson starts to snore vigorously. The camera zooms in on Rob's face; not a bother in the world.

' Whole Fuckin Show ' Rob Van Dam: " And THAT is DEFINITELY COOLER .. Then The Otherside Of The Pillow! "

The Wrestlemania Entertainment Logo flashes past the screen once again as the scene slowly fades out. static .