' One Of A Kind ' Rob Van Dam

WME Achievements: Roleplayer Of The Week (x1); More To Come (x?);
E-Fed Achievements: CCF World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; CCF Tag Team Champion [1x]; CCF European Champion [1x]; CCF Hardcore Champion [1x]; CCF Hall Of Fame; WXW Tag Team Champion [1x]; UCW Intercontinental Champion [1x]; ACW World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; WWF World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; PWF European Champion [1x]; WWE Intercontinental Champion [1x]; XCW United States Champion [1x]; NMW Television Champion [1x]; CWF European Champion [1x]; CWF Primetime Champion[1x]; WDW 2004 Royal Rumble Runner Up; WDW United States Champion [1x]; RIW Television Champion [1x]; WWS Tag Team Champion [1x]; WCW X-Division Champion [1x];

WME Record: W04 - L00 - D00 ~ Roleplay Number: 47

" " ..Private Jet? [Part 2]" "

Wrestlemania Entertainment presented the world with a night to remember for the rest of our lives. The draft took place on Monday Night in front of a Sold Out arena where the Superstars were divided into two brands; one being Slam, the other being Smackdown. With Smackdown in the hand's of Shane McMahon and Slam in the keep of Vince McMahon, the two struck like lightening. The tension, the heat and the pressure to be able to pick the right men was in full flight by the time Rob Van Dam was drafted to Smackdown. Rumours have it that Rob Van Dam will be under going a new role in professional wrestling. Yeah, Van Dam will still be delivering 5 Star Frog Splahses and Rolling Thunder's.. but this time, Rob won't have the support that he's had ever since his career got underway. No longer will The Fans be cheering for RVD; No longer will they be urging him to commit suicidal acts. As time fly's by, change happens. Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst; in this scenario, it's for the best because the day's of Bill Alfonso dragging down Van Dam has come to an overdue end. Pat Patterson will be taking over the duties and the responsibility of Rob Van Dam. Patterson will organize Events that Rob may participate in, Patterson will take care of the financial side of professional wrestling and at the same time, provide Rob with a source of idea's and strategies. Afterall, a manager is not a job for somebody off the street who believes he can stand behind his client and feel superior. In this world, in this lifetime, the duties of a Manager expands into all different area's. This week's Smackdown represents the "rehabilitation" of what has come down in ratings and expectations somewhat the last few months. Rob Van Dam will compete in a Triple Threat match against two other individuals; two very talented individuals at that! Christopher Daniels, a man that is arguably one of the best to EVER grace a WME Ring. Triple H, a man with a historic past; He's done it all, He's been at the top of the mountain before. The question that lay's in the back of everybody's mind's is WHO will pull through and come up with an amazing victory? To win this would be the perfect start to the new era; It's all about impressing. Without significantly impressing Shane McMahon, you're chances of becoming a Champion lay in great jeopardy. Smackdown is a night for one of three men.. SMACK!DOWN!.. is for an opportunist.. over the year's that have went by, Rob Van Dam has never failed to rise to the occassion. Will "Mr. 5 Star" start his failure now? I doubt it very much.. because as you know, expectations is what Rob lives up to and if there's ANYTHING to go by, take a look at his nickname. It gives it ALL away.. Mr. Thursday Night... and I can guarantee you, it WILL be his night.. it WILL be ticked down as a victory; a GREAT victory.

Just like in all other previous times, the Wrestlemania Entertainment Logo fades up. The camera's wind up on Rob Van Dam's private Jet where only Rob Van Dam himself and Pat Patterson are treating themselves to a few drinks and snacks.

Rob Van Dam: " Dude, this thing is awesome. What's it called again? "

Pat Patterson: " Peanut Butter sandwich. "

Rob Van Dam: " Man, how did I ever miss out on this? "

Pat Patterson: " That's something I'd like to know. You're the only one I know who hasn't ever had a Peanut Butter Sandwich before. "

Van Dam stops chewing on the Sandwich and looks across at Patterson surprised.

Rob Van Dam: " You mean to say that this is actually popular? That everybody has it? "

Patterson gives up on the topic nice and early; heh, Good Ol' Pat.

Pat Patterson: " Forget about it. All you need to worry about is Thursday Night, not that it poses to be a Threat of any sort. "

Rob Van Dam: " Dude, what were they thinking? I should be Main Eventing Smackdown. Instead, I'm stuck with a Has-been Legend in Christopher Daniels and Pinocchio in a meaningless Triple Threat Match. Who am I kidding, no matter WHAT the outcome of this match-up I'm going to be given chances and opportunities. I've been known to rise to the occassion no matter WHO the opponent may be. In Ee Cee Dub I went through guy's like Steve Corino, Rhino and Taz EVERY single solitary week. Hell, there's no denying the fact that I was Television Champion for 23 months; can you beleive that, dude? Twenty Three MONTHS! Bro, that's one month off TWO years. "

Pat Patterson: " It's an achievement alright, that's for sure. I bet Christopher Daniels biggest achievement is being the Slam United States Champion for a total of what, 2 weeks would it be? "

The two laugh amongst themselves as they pick apart Christopher Daniels and Hunter Hurst Helmsley.

Rob Van Dam: " I can tell when Triple H is lying when he says he is going to win on Smackdown this week. Heh, do you know why man? It's His nose. Everytime he lies, it must grow. "

Pat Patterson: " Haha, like Pinocchio then huh? "

Rob Van Dam: " It's too bad his Wrestling isn't as big as his Nose.. He'd be an absolute STAR if that were the scenario. "

Pat Patterson: " You're telling me. That guy can fit the whole First FLEET up his nose. How could Stephanie McMahon even like him the slightest? He's a disgraceful act in every single aspect! "

Rob Van Dam: " I wonder if Steph was a natural blonde because she's got all the credientials to be classified as one. Lack of brains, beauty, bitch.. Heh, I swear dude, she's a total blonde. "

Pat Patterson: " Triple H has lowered himself more than ever now though. I mean.. JEFF.. HARDY!? Come on. You could've beat him with your hands tied behind your back. He's a try-hard Extremeist that could never cut the cake. He was JEALOUS of you, Rob. He couldn't stand the fact that you were THE-E Extremeist and he was a FAILURE. If it wasn't Jeff Hardy, I'd feel sorry for the man but to be honest, he deserves every last drop of SPIT that he cops on his face because you had to practically destroy him before he gave up. Many admired him for that, but that's a crock of crap Rob. Anybody who thinks that is INSANE! How could you admire a failure? "

Van Dam shakes his head after casting his mind back to previous moments with Jeff Hardy.

Rob Van Dam: " Does Hunter truely believe that by having that greaseball by his side that it's an advantage? He's a defenseless want-to-be Extremeist but the fact IS Jeff Hardy will NEVER BE.. Rob Van Dam! Triple H consists of very few things. He rely's on the sources around him to guide him to victory because It's no secret, that dude couldn't find his way to victory by himself if it came up and slapped him in the face! This Thursday Night, Aitch is gonna get a rude awakening by Mr. 5 Star - - (Thumb Taunt) R-V-D! "

Pat Patterson: " It's merely time that seperates you from glory Rob. Nothing else. Just time, and as each day draws to a close it brings us closer and closer to the moment that you have been awaiting all your life; the day that you are crowned as the World Heavyweight Champion. Time, Rob.. that's ALL that it is. "

'Arr Vee Dee' flashes a proud and secure grin.

Rob Van Dam: " Dude, it's my destiny that I become the World Heavyweight Champion. I've waited long enough, too long, but the moment shall be worth it's wait. After Smackdown this week, they won't have a choice but to build the company around me.. but then again, I AM The WHOLE F'n Show and I am eligible to do WHATEVER I want, WHENEVER I want.. and THAT, dude, is COOL! "

Suddenly, Van Dam pulls out a magazine. The front cover has Triple H on it and Rob stares blankly into it for a few seconds before reaching into his pocket to pull out a Red Pen.

Pat Patterson: " What're you going to draw? A happy, sunny day with lots of flowers around? "

Rob Van Dam: " Umm, Nah man. I'm going to draw on Triple H, you know, soak up some time. That way the trip won't feel as long as it is. "

Pat Patterson: " Good idea. Who can I draw on? "

RVD glances across at Patterson strangely.

Rob Van Dam: " Idunno bro. You can draw on Christopher Daniels or something like that. Sound cool? "

Pat Patterson: " If you say so Rob. "

Patterson taps his hands on his legs out of bordem as Van Dam goes to work on the picture of Triple H. So far, he's drawn horns and vampire teeth; what next? Rob's tounge pokes out as he proceeds to enjoy scribbling over Triple H's front cover magazine appearance.

Rob Van Dam: " Man, he's going to LOVE this! "

Rob laughs to himself as he continues to draw. Five more minutes pass by and Van Dam adds the finishing touches to his piece of 'artwork'. Horns, vampire teeth, blood, goth-like; Rob's done everything in his power to humiliate Helmsley -- everywhere you look, there's a different drawing of some sort of accessory part.

Rob Van Dam: " The task of defeating Triple H isn't as hard as it's made out to be. He's only human, man. He's not invinisble; he FEELS pain and this Thursday night on Smackdown, He's going to be inflicted with my PAIN! I will watch him scream in agony as his ribs feel like they've been crushed by my 5 Star Frog Splash. Trips, he might call himself The Game but dude, there's none better than The Whole Fuckin' Show. I'm a Superior Athlete; one worth 5 STARS! As far as I'm concerned, Hunter is sporting a rating of barely TWO Stars. He's got the pedigree, he's got a few nicknames.. dude, that's ALL! He HAS nothing else; no power, no talent.. nothing. He calls himself The Cerebral Assassin and all because of one pathetic reason; he carries a Sledge Hammer. It makes him feel like he's got authority and Trips' LOVES that taste. Trips LOVES to be able to push the Rules to the Limits but what he doesn't realize dude, is that I'm Arr Vee Dee! I'm One Of A Kind! What else more can be said, bro? I'm Mr. Thursday Night and on Smackdown, that will be enforced by a 5 Star Performance! "

Patterson sit's back in his chair and listens to Rob Van Dam continue.

Rob Van Dam: " The tension for Trips is wayyy too much dude. Look at him, he's always so tensed. I can sense his anger from HERE, bro, and that's sayin' somethin'. After Smackdown, Triple H won't have to experience ANY MORE pain for quite some time because as the saying goes.. Hunter is "Not Quite 5 Star" and me, heh, I'm SIMPLY 5 Star! I'm the cream of the crop, the ICING on the cake! Trips, dude, you're a "

Pat Patterson: " Haha, good call Rob. Couldn't of worded it any better. "

Rob Van Dam: " I'm about to relieve Triple H of ALL his tension by laying the final brick to the house. Dude, The Game is OVER! .. And THAT's Cooler Than The Otherside Of The Pillow!! "

Pat Patterson: " It definitely is, haha. Triple H, Christopher Daniels, don't EVER under-estimate Rob Van Dam. He will ALWAYS rise to the occassion when it counts the MOST! Ha-HA! "

Pat and Rob exchange a nod of approval as the camera zooms out of the jet, showing it fly off into the clouds. The screen begins to darken slowly until the scene fades away.

Not Quite 5 Star: Orlando Jordan (x1); Shawn Stasiak (x1); Bubba Ray Dudley (x1); D-Von Dudley (x1); Tommy Dreamer (x1); Road Dogg (x1); Mike Sanders (x1); Christopher Daniels? ; Triple H?