' One Of A Kind ' Rob Van Dam

WME Achievements: Roleplayer Of The Week (x1); More To Come (x?);
E-Fed Achievements: CCF World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; CCF Tag Team Champion [1x]; CCF European Champion [1x]; CCF Hardcore Champion [1x]; CCF Hall Of Fame; WXW Tag Team Champion [1x]; UCW Intercontinental Champion [1x]; ACW World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; WWF World Heavyweight Champion [1x]; PWF European Champion [1x]; WWE Intercontinental Champion [1x]; XCW United States Champion [1x]; NMW Television Champion [1x]; CWF European Champion [1x]; CWF Primetime Champion[1x]; WDW 2004 Royal Rumble Runner Up; WDW United States Champion [1x]; RIW Television Champion [1x]; WWS Tag Team Champion [1x]; WCW X-Division Champion [1x];

WME Record: W04 - L00 - D00 ~ Roleplay Number: 46

" " ..Private Jet? [Part 1]" "

Wrestlemania Entertainment presented the world with a night to remember for the rest of our lives. The draft took place on Monday Night in front of a Sold Out arena where the Superstars were divided into two brands; one being Slam, the other being Smackdown. With Smackdown in the hand's of Shane McMahon and Slam in the keep of Vince McMahon, the two struck like lightening. The tension, the heat and the pressure to be able to pick the right men was in full flight by the time Rob Van Dam was drafted to Smackdown. Rumours have it that Rob Van Dam will be under going a new role in professional wrestling. Yeah, Van Dam will still be delivering 5 Star Frog Splahses and Rolling Thunder's.. but this time, Rob won't have the support that he's had ever since his career got underway. No longer will The Fans be cheering for RVD; No longer will they be urging him to commit suicidal acts. As time fly's by, change happens. Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst; in this scenario, it's for the best because the day's of Bill Alfonso dragging down Van Dam has come to an overdue end. Pat Patterson will be taking over the duties and the responsibility of Rob Van Dam. Patterson will organize Events that Rob may participate in, Patterson will take care of the financial side of professional wrestling and at the same time, provide Rob with a source of idea's and strategies. Afterall, a manager is not a job for somebody off the street who believes he can stand behind his client and feel superior. In this world, in this lifetime, the duties of a Manager expands into all different area's. This week's Smackdown represents the "rehabilitation" of what has come down in ratings and expectations somewhat the last few months. Rob Van Dam will compete in a Triple Threat match against two other individuals; two very talented individuals at that! Christopher Daniels, a man that is arguably one of the best to EVER grace a WME Ring. Triple H, a man with a historic past; He's done it all, He's been at the top of the mountain before. The question that lay's in the back of everybody's mind's is WHO will pull through and come up with an amazing victory? To win this would be the perfect start to the new era; It's all about impressing. Without significantly impressing Shane McMahon, you're chances of becoming a Champion lay in great jeopardy. Smackdown is a night for one of three men.. SMACK!DOWN!.. is for an opportunist.. over the year's that have went by, Rob Van Dam has never failed to rise to the occassion. Will "Mr. 5 Star" start his failure now? I doubt it very much.. because as you know, expectations is what Rob lives up to and if there's ANYTHING to go by, take a look at his nickname. It gives it ALL away.. Mr. Thursday Night... and I can guarantee you, it WILL be his night.. it WILL be ticked down as a victory; a GREAT victory.

The Wrestlemania Entertainment logo slowly fades away to the blue and white Smackdown Logo which increases it's size every few seconds until it eventually fills up the entire screen. It slowly begins to fade away; within ten seconds, it's disappeared. The camera's wind up at Los Angeles airport on a Sunny, beautiful Sunday Afternoon. Countless Taxi's are parked out the front of the Airport and there are people entering and exiting the building every few seconds. Suddenly, a long black Limousine pulls up directly out the front of the entrance. It stands out from the rest of the vehicles as most of them are either White or Yellow. This one, however, is a silky.. smooth.. black. With the aid of the Limousine Driver, the first man to climb out of the Limousine is Pat Patterson. Patterson is wearing a black shoes, black pants, a white shirt and a black suit. His hair is combed over to one side; his teeth are sparkling white.. It's an image of Pat Patterson that you'd of never thought possible even in a million years. However, that doesn't stop Patterson's sweat from leaving a giant patch on his back. In each of his hand's, Pat is carrying a suitcase - a suitcase for him, and for who else? That question beckons as Patterson finally takes a few steps out of the limelight. A few seconds pass by.. the camera zooms in on the vehicle. Nothing. Nada. Not a sign of anything to come. Patterson motions his hand in a form that tell's somebody to hurry up and follow him. Suddenly, after the much anticipated await, Rob Van Dam steps out of the black Limousine looking cool, calm and collective as always. Van Dam is wearing a pair of Gray Cargo Shorts and a matching gray shirt that entitles "One Of A Kind" on the front and "Rob Van Dam" on the back. Feet wear wise, Rob is wearing blue sandles. He casually joins Patterson who at the moment, is seemingly rushed and in a hurry somewhat.

Rob Van Dam: " Dude, why are you flattering yourself? "

Pat Patterson: " Why am I flattering myself? Hmmm Rob, I wonder.. you've got a plane to catch in forty five minutes and at the rate you're going now, we'll have just got past Customes by the time the plane is taking off! I think that's a fairly decent reason, don't you? "

Rob Van Dam: " Whoa, Pat, hold the phone. You do realize it's our own private jet, right? "

Pat Patterson: " What? You don't have your own jet. Only the top players have there own jet. "

Rob Van Dam: " Precisely dude, that's why I've got one.. because I'M a top player in the business. Seriously Pat, do you think I'd take the risk of boarding a plane that has a chance of being hijacked? "

Patterson thinks to himself for a moment.

Pat Patterson: " So, Rob, let me get this straight. You're telling me that for the past TWO hours that I've been sweatin' bricks, you KNEW that we were catching a private jet? "

Silence.

Rob Van Dam: " Uh.. Yeah.. "

Pat sighs.

Pat Patterson: " Sometimes I don't know why I bother with you. "

Rob Van Dam: " Dude, I'm the one who signs your paychecks. If it wasn't for me, you'd still be in front of the couch wondering where your life went wrong. Just chill bro', It's not the end of the world. "

Pat Patterson: " I suppose you're right. Anyway, does your jet have all the special features - like on the movies? "

Rob Van Dam: " Of course. I fly in style bro. I don't accomodate my flights with filthy outsiders that don't deserve my presence. Economy is not my style dude, and that goes for First Class too. I'm One Of A Kind, there's no duplicate of ARE-VEE-DEE! I ride by myself because to be quite frank Patterson, there's not a deserving soul on the face of this Earth worth being in the same aircraft as me. Having my own jet, heh, Dude.. I've gotta tell ya, It's Cool.. but to tell the truth if it were any other way, It'd be.. well, dude, It'd flat out suck! "

Van Dam nods his head in agreement with his own comments.

Pat Patterson: " Exactly when are we shecdule to board the plane, Rob? "

R-V-D takes a brief look at his watch.

Rob Van Dam: " Man, we've got plenty of time. Just relax, take it easy. We'll be boarding the jet before you know it but until then, kick back and chill out 'cause dude, judging by your sweat patches, you NEED it! "

Rob makes his way into the Airport first with very little worry. Patterson, on the other hands, picks up the two suitcases and follows his client's lead. The camera slowly fades to black.

57 MINUTES LATER

Thirty Five minutes have passed by and our camera flickers on once again. The scene re-opens up with Rob Van Dam and Pat Patterson sleeping on two chairs around where there jet is to be boarded on. There's nobody near them; they are the only two people in the area. Rob has his head placed on Patterson's shoulder with his eyes shut and Pat is identical except for the fact that he's on Rob's shoulder. Rob begins to awake at an extreme slow pace; He carefully opens his eyes and stretches.

Rob Van Dam: " Hey.. Patterson.. dude, we must've fell asleep. "

Patterson quickly replies, almost as if he hasn't even been to sleep.

Pat Patterson: " The PLANE! I TOLD you that we would MISS IT! "

Rob Van Dam: " Whoa man, chill. It's okay; the boarding isn't for another 15 minutes. "

Pat sits up in his chair looking somewhat disturbed.

Pat Patterson: " What? Why the hell did you wake me up then? "

Rob Van Dam: " I've been thinkin' dude. Smackdown is a huge opportunity for me to finally establish myself as a Primetime Television Superstar. By beating Christopher Daniels and Triple H in a Triple Threat Match, heh, It's huge dude. It kick starts my career bro; The chances.. the opportunities.. man, we'd have it all. "

Pat Patterson: " You woke me up for this? "

Rob Van Dam: " Listen, beating Christopher Daniels and Triple H is a cake walk. I'm The Whole F''N Show, there's NOTHING I can't handle. I'm just reminding you of what's to come AFTER Smackdown because I guarantee you, the world is goin' to go crazy when they witness the birth of Rob Van Dam. See, dude, I'm sick and tired of being classed as just a Hardcore Wrestler. Nah, bro, I'm MUCH more than that. I'm Simply 5 Star! I'm One Of A Kind! Heh, I've got ALL the nicknames in the book and each and every one of them have there own little purpose. I potray the word Extreme.. combine that with Glory, and dude, you got me in a few months time. (Van Dam Laughs Confidently) Daniels had his time in the limelight. You know it Patterson, I know it and HE knows it. His days aren't numbered; they aren't drawing to a close. Nah.. not all.. 'cause dude, his days are well and truely over. Sure, the gimmick and so fourth is still there but when push comes to shove, He'll be no where to be found. Quite frankly, I don't CARE if he was a Slam Legend or if he's The Fallen Angel.. I'm (Thumb Taunt) Rob .. Van .. Dam! And on Smackdown dude, I'm gonna prove why they call me MR. THURSDAY NIGHT! "

Rob is inturrupted by the snoring of Patterson who has seemed to have nodded off again. Van Dam shakes the cobwebs off, takes a glimpse look at Patterson and resumes a few short seconds later.

Rob Van Dam: " Man, why pay this guy? What does he actually do to benefit your needs? Besides bag carrying, that is. "

The camera zooms in on RVD's faceial expressions which have changed dramatically over a short period of time.

Rob Van Dam: " Slam Legend, Smackdown Jobber. Dude, the card's are played out for Christopher Daniels already. He's got no hair, He's got no talent.. psh, exactly what DOES this guy have? He proclaims to be The Fallen Angel; a gift down from God. What's the deal with it? It's totally stupid. Why would GOD send down somebody like HIM? What would be the sole purpose? Entertainment to laugh at? A human punching bag? Haha.. fact is, Daniels is caught up in a world that only he lives in. Meanwhile the reality is setting into everyone else's mind's. It eats him away; I can see it. Christopher Daniels is somebody behind a mask. What you see of him is a total fake bro, that's not the real him. The REAL Christopher Daniels should know his limitations. The REAL Christopher Daniels should know that by questioning Rob Van Dam you're putting your career, your LIFE at risk! Afterall, It's not MY fault that I'm Rated 5 Whole Damn Stars! It's not my fault that I'm The WHOLE F'n Show; do you think I am responsible for your actions, Christopher? Do you think It's my fault or my problem that you're in a league that has LONG passed the day's you served here as a legend? You know, I'll be up front about it dude. Although your not exactly the sharpest tool in the shead; you're one for mind games. You think that's just.. cool, don't ya dude? You think that by attempting to get in your opponents head that you've bamboozled them into losing. Heh, I've gotta hand it to you - your glasses, your uniform, It's quite catchy. A lot of people can be sucked in by it and well, dude, all credit to you but I'm One COOL Dude that you're never going to be able to take advantage of. I'm Simply 5 Star bro, what else do you want? Want else do you NEED? I'm Mr. Thursday Night and Daniels, bro, if you're watchin', I hope you have a fair idea of what is installed for you. Yeah dude, you guessed it.. a FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH! "

RVD clears his throat and gains a few moment's pause before continuing.

Rob Van Dam: " Whether or not you like it Daniels, I'm walking out of Smackdown with one thing; a victory. You're the next step for me to stand on and hoist myself higher up in the ranks. Bald head or not, Talent or no Talent, I don't particuarly care dude. You know why? Because either way the end result will be the same. You, Triple H, you're all the same. Each of you think that the limelight can last forever on you; you're wrong - DEAD wrong. I'm takin' the toarch from you Daniels, yeah, you carried wMe through a bit but dude, you're WELL past your use by date. To be honest bro, I don't care if you decide to turn-up or not. Your a waste of space; a man in denial. A man that has a target. You're playing in MY hands dude and there's NOTHING that you can do about it. Basically Chris, you don't live up to your expectations. To put it simply, just like the rest.. You're "

Patterson starts to shuffle around and showing signs that he may awake any minute now.

Rob Van Dam: " But let's be honest Chris, did you ever actually think that you're up to par? I'm ONE Of A KIND.. Nobody can reach the heights that I do. On Smackdown I'll give you an insight of the NEW Rob Van Dam. I'm not the Rob Van Dam that pulled off spectacular stunts just to please the crowd. Nah, instead this time I'm doing it purely for ME! ..Heh, but at the same time.. NOTHING'S changed because EVERYTHING's STILL COOL WHEN YOU'RE (Thumb Taunt) ROB .. VAN .. DAM!! "

Rob smirks proudly despite the fact that nobody can hear him.. except for Pat Patterson, that is.

Pat Patterson: " Would you give it away? A man's trying to get some sleep here. You've got plenty of time to think about Daniels and Triple H. "

Rob Van Dam: " Yeah.. Which is why I have Triple H saved for the flight. Haha. "

Pat looks completely and utterly confused.

Pat Patterson: " Uh.. Huh? What are you talking about Rob? "

Rob Van Dam: " Nevermind bro, you'll see. "

Patterson turns back over to get some sleep, leaving Van Dam wonder off in his own world. The transmission cuts off and only seconds later, the scene fades to black.

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