" Can You .. SMELL IT!? "

Diary Of A Madman: Entry #7
Psychological Roller Coaster: 03 - 00 - 00
PWR Achievements: Star Of The Moment (1x); Top Six Rankings (2x); Match Of The Week (2x); Quote Of The Week (1x); Main Eventing Conflict (1x); PWR United States Champion (1x, First Ever, Current);
Maimed: The Undertaker (1x); William Regal (1x); Simon Dean (1x); Christian (1x); Chris Jericho (1x); The Rock (1x?);


[[ Victorious for the third week straight; Mankind defeated Christian, Chris Jericho and Simon Dean in a Fatal Four Way at Conflict in The Main Event for the PWR United States Championship. Mankind .. had MADE history! The FIRST EVER U.S Champion to grace a PWR ring and the CHANCE to add to the collection this Sunday Night, when the opportunity of a lifetime arises. The opportunity .. to claim yourself .. as PWR's first ever World Heavyweight Champion. Last week, Mankind continued to impress the professional wrestling world by capturing the United States Title in a match that nobody expected him to walk out with an extra 20 pounds around his waiste. Once again, for the third week in a row, Mankind proved the critics wrong by pulling off another impressive victory. One has to ask themselves .. how much BETTER does it get for a man who prides himself on the feeling of pain? Haha, It gets A LOT better .. because at World War 3 .. Mankind has yet again, another massive opportunity to make history .. THIS TIME .. as the World Heavyweight Champion.

If he is to hold that World Heavyweight Championship up high above his head after World War 3, Mankind will have to first defeat Seven Men in The FIRST of THREE Battle Royals - If he succeeds, Mankind will face off against the two other winners from the other Battle Royals in a quest to become the first ever, PWR World Heavyweight Champion. Three weeks in - who say's this is impossible? Mankind defined the fact that he CAN defeat anyone and anybody when he put The Undertaker to rest in a Hell In A Cell Match, followed by a win over William Regal which THEN lead to last week's crowning. If Mankind were to walk out with the World Heavyweight Championship, you would cap off his career in PWR as already, an inspirational success story. Although it won't be any easy task - Mankind has proved every critic wrong to date. EVERY time he's had his back to the wall, Mankind has came out .. and he's put on a show that live on in our hearts forever. The quest to be the best has begun, but you'd have to think .. that being the United States Champion already - maybe the 'Deranged Soul' has an early mental advantage?

Let's not forget The Rock - Mankind's challenger for the UNITED STATES Championship. These two have had quite a history; it dates back to the early days of there illustrious careers when in the World Wrestling Entertainment franchise. Once the worst of enemies, once the best of friends - for as long as we live, these two will ALWAYS have that spark to put on a performance like no others can even DREAM of doing. This Sunday Night, these two men will do battle inside of the squared circle with a whole lot more on the line than just a Championship Belt; these two .. share hatred .. deep, deep, hatred. It seems only fitting that these two will square off at 'World War 3', as in the past .. these two have had some astonishing battles along with some amazing moments together. World War 3 represents the end of an era; the closing of a book .. but rest assure, these two will risk every bone in their BODY just to see the other fall down in great agony; in tremendous .. breath taking .. pain. Will The Rock make Mankind into a joke by making him out to be a One Week Wonder? Or will Mankind's un-beaten streak continue? There's not a doubt in my mind - World War 3 is the most IMPORTANT night of Mankind's LIFE! He could walk out of there with his U.S Title, he could walk out of there with the World Heavyweight Title, he could walk out of there with BOTH Belts .. or he could also walk out of World War 3 .. with absolutely NOTHING. The possiblities, as they say, are endless .. so tune into World War 3 - this Sunday, LIVE on pay per view! ]]


[[ We open up the scene in an empty locker room, or so we are led to believe. A noise can be heard - a banging noise. Sexual intercoarse? Not likely. The camera follows the sound and captures the Deranged Face .. of Mankind whom is softly slaming his head up against the wall with his back turned towards the camera. ]]

[ Mankind ] Can .. CAN YOU SMELL IT!?

[[ Mankind sits still. ]]

[ Mankind ] Not what the Rock is cooking, but what is brewing in the air. THE SMELL .. OF BLOOD! That distinictive, beautiful rose-like smelling .. of dripping .. BLOOD!! I'm not talking about The Rock's chocolate brownies; NO! NOT ONE BIT! I am talking about World War 3; where the spill of blood .. will be vital .. BECAUSE WITHOUT BLOOD - A NORMAL HUMAN BEING .. WOULD BE A PILE OF LIMP, USELESS CRAP .. Like .. LIKE LIMP, OLD, STALE BEANS!

[[ Slowly, Mankind turns his body in the direction of the hand held camera. ]]

[ Mankind ] The time has come .. to relieve the pain; BECAUSE I'VE PAID MY DEBTS! I've .. SUFFERED! And while it might be a glorious SENSATION for me to SEE The Rock BLEED from head to toe like .. LIKE TWO SLIT WRISTS.. Which'll be benefiting FOR ME .. BUT NOT SO ENJOYABLE .. FOR YOUR BELOVED ROCK!

[[ Mankind wipes away the blood from his forehead, in which was beginning to bleed rapidly. The camera zooms into Mankind a fraction, making the scene that little bit more .. dramatic. ]]

[ Mankind ] The time has come .. for you to realize .. that DESTRUCTION .. can be a BEAUTIFUL thing. God - he made the TEETH .. that I SWALLOWED; The ear .. that was RIPPED FROM MY SKULL! A FACE THAT NO LONGER EXISTS! THE UGLINESS THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE .. LIVES INSIDE EVERY ONE OF YOU! (Mankind Breathes Strangely) WHY DID HE CREATE ALL YOU NORMAL, BUT FORGET SO MANY IMPORTANT PARTS OF ME!? .. This world .. is MERELY a mirror image .. of PAIN! LIFE .. IS HELL! AND I AM THE DEVIL THAT WILL BURN YOUR CORPSE TO THE VERY LAST SPEC OF DUST LEFT FLOATING AROUND IN THE AIR! I WILL LAUGH AT YOU, ROCK, WHEN YOU ARE ROTTING AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING .. HELPLESSLY - LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY FIGHTING A 30 YEAR OLD MAN! HA-HA!

[[ That maniacal laugh that we've all come acustomed to starts up - sending shivers down spines world wide. ]]

[ Mankind ] World War 3 - IT'LL BE YOUR LAST HEE-HAW, Rocky! IT'LL BE THE VERY LAST TIME .. AND THE FIRST TIME .. THAT YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THE SUFFERING THAT I DID FOR YEARS! YEARS UPON YEARS!!! I .. WAS OVER LOOKED .. by a bunch of BULLIES! But NOW take a look, Rock; NOW WHO'S THE BULLIE! Is it you, with the PERFECT little haircut? HUH!? IS IT!? IS IT, ROCK!? (Mankind Pauses) No .. Not at all. Instead - IT'S ME! THE DERANGED SOUL - THE MADMAN! .. The FREAK .. Whatever way you WANT to put it Rock, you know that DEEP DOWN where it hurts the most .. WHERE IT EATS YOU INSIDE .. that you CAN'T keep a MADMAN attained ona mat, on his back, for three seconds. IMPOSSIBLE! The reality is .. The relief I get from seeing pretty little boy's like you walk out of the ring with dismantled, DISFIGURED faces .. warms me. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD - BECAUSE GOD .. HE MADE ME UGLY! HE NATURALLY GAVE ME NO CHANCE; HE .. FLUSHED .. THE TOILET WHEN HE MADE MANKIND! But you, Rock, he made you JUST .. the way .. HE WANTED TO! He made you perfect and THAT'S what makes it all the sweeter, when I see you in the middle of the ring .. OUT LIKE A LIGHT .. Blood STREAMING down your face and your LIFELESS body flopped out like a burnt pancake - THAT'S what makes PUNISHING you .. all that little bit SWEETER!

[[ Mankind takes a look at his United States Championship, which is layed out beside him. ]]

[ Mankind ] After Sunday Night, do you know .. what I COULD HAVE WITH ME!? (Pauses) I could have, with me .. the WORLD Heavyweight Championship. I COULD HAVE WITH ME TWO OF THE MOST PRISTIGOUS TITLES THAT THIS COMPANY .. HAS .. TO OFFER!! YES I'm a SICK, CRAZY Individual .. BUT I HAVE FEELINGS - AND FEELING THE TOUCH OF GOLD IN MY HAND BRINGS A SMILE TO MY FACE! Feeling that COLD, heavy gold .. is a WONDERFUL moment; It defines the VERY FACT .. That keeping ME - Mankind down to a bare minimum .. IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE! I'm the dog on the leash that ALWAYS got away; the dog that has come back .. to be the one to dish out what was once the man .. who was the dished out. If you can't understand me .. THEN GO TO HELL! I CAN'T HELP THE FACT THAT I WASN'T BORN WITH BRAINS THE SIZE OF EINSTEINS! I WASN'T GIFTED - I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF MY OWN WEAKNESS AND TURN IT INTO .. A STRENGTH! This Sunday; World War 3, you can COUNT EVERY LAST PENNY AND PUT IT IN THE BANK .. that MANKIND .. will DEFEAT The Rock in easy SUCCESSION! I was BORN for pain; I was BORN to take it and I was BORN to unleash it .. for PAIN .. is a very .. VERY strong word. It almost runs "parallel" with the word hatred. The only difference; is that the HATRED I share for The Rock .. is a HATRED OF LOVE! (Mankind Smirks) I am MORE than happy .. MORE .. THAN HAPPY ROCK, TO DEFEND MY TITLE .. Because by the time the clock's hands hit 15 minutes, I'll be slappin' you around like a dead fish! LIKE A DEAD, ROTTEN, SMELLY, DISGUSTING FISH! THE JOKES ARE OVER AND IN TIME, YOUR CAREER .. WILL BE WELL AND TRULY OVER! Just REMEMBER .. That

On The Eighth Day ..

MANKIND .. WAS BORN!!

[[ Silence; not a word for at least ten seconds. ]]

[ Mankind ] I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS - WASN'T ALWAYS MAD! There was ONCE a time, where Mrs. Foleys Baby Boy was an innocent, loving child .. but that all changed because of people like THE ROCK! Now, Mrs. Foleys Baby Boy isn't a loving, caring man .. HE'S A MN RUNNING ON INSANITY! A man that prays for spilt blood EVERY time I step foot into a ring .. because EVERY time that you spill blood, it makes me feel like my job .. has been achieved. Rock, you've had your jokes .. but now .. IT'S TIME THAT MANKIND LEADS YOU TO A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE AT THE MINUTE, YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AFTER WORLD WAR 3! The odds might be stacked up on your side of the fence .. but TRUST ME .. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I SEE YOU EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY DRAINED OF EVERY LAST CENT! Rock - HAVE A NICE DAY!

[[Mankind puts his head back, laughing out of insanity. The camera carefully zooms out of the scene, as the Logo for 'WORLD WAR 3' flashes past the screen. ]]

[[ Fade out to black. ]]

[[ Static. ]]

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