[ val venis ]

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July 10th, 2005 - NO SURRENDER!

Chapter #40 - I've Got ALL The Tools
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Prologue: Since its birth, Pro Wrestling Redefined has set itself apart from all other wrestling promotions nationwide. Whilst many have broken down and crumbled into thin air, PWR has stood strong atop of the mountain. This Sunday - July 10th - PWR presents its eighth pay per view in " No Surrender ". For Val Venis, No Surrender will be marked down as an important night should he wish to further establish himself as a title contender. After brushing aside AJ Styles with relative ease, Venis has been handed the task of Edge - who somewhat has turned into a sadistic, deranged human being. Thing is, both these guy's have an incredible amount of talent that has been kept away for years on end. "Held back", so to speak. For one - the chance of stardom may be just around the corner should they register a victory. For the loser - it's back to the drawing board. No Surrender shapes as a fierce encounter and one that shouldn't be overlooked despite the fact that it'd appear not to have as much significance as some of the other booked matches. The fight, the desire, the will to win - it's all on the line. No excuses. No escapes. This Sunday Night - Don't miss it.
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[[ Fade up of the PWR logo. ]]

[[ The cameras begin rolling upon the sound of sensual music. Attractive women using poles to sexually present themselves to arosued men haven't a piece of clothing on their body. However - the "private parts" or whatever you intend on calling them are censored. Standing directly outside the entry to the Brothel are two familiar faces consisting of Val Venis, and Molly. Venis' expression is one of excitement, his eyes lit up with an eager grin from ear to ear. Meanwhile, Molly appears disgruntled by the fact that she's standing out the front of a Brothel. ]]

" I can't help but notice your excitment is uh, hiding, haha? "

" No, Val. It's not hiding. It's just that I personally feel degraded that I'm about to step inside a brothel with you. "

" Whoa, Molly ... you say that as if that's a bad thing. "

" Ugh! Val! It IS a bad thing. Visiting fifty cent hoe's isn't going to get you anywhere in the professional wrestling business. I thought you promised to change, Val? "

" The Big Valbowski always stays true to his word. This is more or less, a one off. Right after this, count on it - The Valbowski will be like a Lion hunting prey. Focused. Ha-ha! "

[[ Molly sighs and shrugs out of disbelief of what she's about to do. Val takes the first step in, obviously aroused. Molly bites her lip and hesitates. ]]

" Forgive me dear Lord. "

[[ She closes her eyes and steps into the brothel. Val Venis stands a meter or two ahead of her with a cheesy grin planted across his face. His right arm is positioned in a motion for Molly to cling to, much like the long walk down a wedding for father and daughter. ]]

" You've got to be kidding, right? If you think for one second that I'm going to cling arms with you and skip down to watch the trash of America present themselves to you for a five dollar note, then you'd better re-consider. "

" What's so bad about the beautiful female body being put on display? Why have it locked away behind closed doors? I mean .. afterall .. you only live once. "

[[ Venis licks his lips and looks Molly up and down, but doesn't receive the type of response he was looking for. Instead, Molly's face is full of disgust. ]]

" I'll tell you what's so bad about it Val. These women are allowing PERVERTS like YOU to take advantage of them .. and for what? An extra few dollars? It's downright appalling to think that any human being could lower their standards to such a degree. "

" I promise to never be caught in a brothel with you ever again. Mark my words Molly, never again will a re-vist be on the cards. "

" You won't be caught in a place like this again with me? So instead next time, you'll come by yourself? "

" Not at all. The Big Valbowski never lies to a pretty face. "

[[ She shakes her head, but she can only take his word and hope he stays true to it. Val puts his arm around Molly and they begin walking down a hall to the laughter of The Big Valbowski. The scene fades away, but fades back up moments later. Metallic poles with the attractive women - remember that? It's where we're back at. Val is watching on in pleasure, nodding his head and grinning widely. Molly is rolling her eyes, attempting to not even look up. ]]

" Must they persist with playing this revolting music? "

" Revolting? How could you even think that Molly? This is vintage venis music. "

" Oh I bet it is. "

[[ Arms crossed; there's not a single word which could describe Molly. Val's not exactly doing himself any favours should he still intend on building the 'relationship'. ]]

" I've got to ask, Val. What relevance does this have regarding your match on Sunday Night with Edge? Quite clearly; none. Which proves to me you're betraying the trust I've put in you once again. Sure, you may've beaten AJ Styles but this Sunday Night is of great signifance. If you were to beat Edge at No Surrender, do you realize how many doors it opens to your professional wrestling career? Think money. Think Championship GOLD, Val. "

" In every action that The Big Valbowski takes, there's a valid reason for it. Edge - Brothel. Doesn't it ring any bells, Molly? He stole another man's mistress. Matt Hardy was left high and dry with nothing but the scent of pain, as Edge and Lita were taking it all the way to the BACK .. SEAT! Ha-ha. "

" That's a pittiful act. I can't believe anyone would do that. "

" Actually, I was about to commend Edge ... for his efforts with Lita have only drawn one conclusion out of this whole ordeal. Me and him? We're a lot alike. I mean, it's not like The Big Valbowski is innocent. "

" You mean to tell me that you've done the exact same thing? You've taken another man's woman? "

" Molly, alow me to -- "

" Don't say another word Val. Quite frankly - you've said more than enough. "

[[ Silence. Well, you could say silence, apart from that corny porno music in the background. Somewhat of an awkward moment passes by before Val speaks. ]]

" Listen, Molly, Edge by all means is on my radar. I'm not allowing this one to slip like others have in the past. I'm a veteran; I've learned from past mistakes. The Big Valbowski is READY to shine and READY to capture Championship Gold! At times, I know I may not say or do the right things, but Molly - you've got to understand that I've starred in ... well ... movies you wouldn't approve of. That's besides the point. I know what I have to do. No Surrender is MY stage. MY battlefield. It's MY setting, and I'm NOT gonna have my spotlight dimmed by some punk who can't distinguish who he is. "

[[ Molly's reluctant to speak; who's she kidding? She can't hold back. ]]

" I was watching that the other night. Strange. He's got four characters that he changes to at different times. Which is why I'm worried you're under-estimating him. Maybe he HAS changed from the days of World Wrestling Entertainment. Maybe he IS a force to be reckoned with. "

" Plainly and simply Molly - it doesn't -- "

[[ Val Venis' eyes widen. One of the prostitutes is rubbing herself up against the pole. Val is practically frothing at the mouth, as Molly immediately looks away. Seconds tick by and eventually Venis shakes off the cobwebs.]]

" Let's get one thing perfectly clear. This Sunday Night my intentions are firmly set on defeating Edge. Nothing else. He might be this, he might be that. One thing's for sure Molly; he ain't even half a man the Big Valbowski is! What Edge has to understand, is that Val Venis is NOT a has-been. Val venis is NOT a push over. Val Venis is NOT just the milk man .. if you know what I mean, ha-ha .. but in this day and age - Val Venis is a LEGEND In The MAKING! Truth be told; The Big Valbowski is coming to TOWN ... So Ladieeesss .. be ON .. the LOOK-OUT! Because a night ON Venis .. could be JUST around the corner! Ha-ha! "

[[ Seemingly, Val forgot he was standing in a Brothel. A strange expression on Mollys face draws the attention of Val Venis.]]

" What? "

" I shouldn't have to remind you, of all people, that we AREN'T standing in the middle of a ring. "

[[ Venis looks up at the prostitutes with a big grin. One of them wink at Val whilst bending down to collect a five dollar note, which clearly satisifes The Valbowski. ]]

" Mmmm. Precisely. "

[[ He chuckles; Molly's not impressed. Hands on hips - she's a woman in anger. ]]

" You know what, Val? I'll meet you out in the car once you've finished having your disgusting fun. "

[[ She storms past Venis and walks out of the cameras sight. Val shrugs; not in any way shape or form going to attempt to stop her. ]]

" Ya know somethin' Valbowski - instead of moving forward, you've taken ten steps BACKWARDS tonight. It's a pity she's got her mind wrapped around business ... but heh, the more she works ... the more she'll need a REST, ha-ha! "

[[ Venis turns his back to the 'display', and walks in the direction that Molly went to. About halfway down the corridor, he stops, and takes one last look at what he's leaving. ]]

" Edge, you've posed the question before; You Think You Know Me? To be brutally honest, you don't even know yourself. You're switching between personals quicker than Lita changes panties ... and that, boy ... ain't a good thing. See - I know where I'm at. To sum it all up; The Big Valbowski is like a rubix cube. The more you play with it, the HARDER it gets! Ha-ha! I'm on a one way path to professional wrestling STARDOM. I'm a Legend In The Making; I've got ALL the tools (He Winks) I've got the LOOKS .. and all that separates myself from gold is the essence of time. Mark my words; I WILL be on EVERY magazine, EVERY computer screen and EVERY t-shirt in a matter of a few weeks. Know why? 'Cause there's no two ways about it; The Big Valbowski NEVER fails to RISE to the OCCASION! This Sunday Night will be NO exception, Edge. There's nothing but two things you can do; nothing, and like it. You're constantly changing personals for one sole reason. Heh .. It's a disease suffered by the male species NATIONWIDE ... Edge; It's "

VENIS ... ENVY!

[[ Val chuckles and stroakes his chin. He nods his head, looking straight at one of the attractive prostitutes with a cheeky grin. ]]

" Oh, take some advice. You might want to keep your redhead locked up away in a safe and sound house ... a woman's desire for Venis can be quite ... strong! Hahaha! "

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. . . V E N IS E N V Y H A S B E C O M E A P A R T O F N A T U R E ! . . .