" Val Venis In; PAPERGIRL! "

[[ The black screen disappears; we fade up inside of a hotel to a brown door with the number being 101. A "Do Not Disturb" sign is placed on the door handle. Interesting, huh? Inside the room is luxurious with an expensive price on anything and everything that you lay eyes on. A repetitive knock is audible; not the types of a door knock either. Moans and groans follow shortly after, as the sound can be identified as the king sized bed knocking up against the wall. School giggles; manly grunts - you get the idea. Our cameras fade up into the bedroom, where Val Venis has the bed covers up to his chin with an incredibly satisfied grin plastered across his face. ]]

Val Venis: " You know somethin' Lady ... The Big Valbowski is IMPRESSED by your style. "

[[ Vintage Val Venis chuckle. He's not at all tense - that's for certain. ]]

Val Venis: " It would be my honour for you to ... return to the SCENE ... if you catch my drift! Ha-ha-ha! "

[[ That "Lady" that he's in fact talking to pops her head up from under the covers, with an ear to ear grin. She rests her chin on Venis' chest, looking up at him with a set of naughty eyes. ]]

Woman: " Well Val, you've given me a pleasant experience .. and I'll definitely take you up on that offer for seconds. "

[[ Venis nods his head, un-able to remove the smirk from off his face. The lady softly kisses Venis' chest whilst continually giggling in the process. Val plays with her hair, twirling it around his index finger with joy. ]]

Woman: " So tell me you big, big boy .. what is it that you do? "

Val Venis: " My main objective is for the population of beautiful women to be kept pleased .. because hunny, there's a bit of VENIS in all of us. But you know somethin' Lady, the Big Valbowski has to go to TOWN with men that don't APPRECIATE the women's .. gifts. "

Woman: " You're gay? "

Val Venis: " The Big Vakbowski is as STRAIGHT as a meter ruler. "

Woman: " So what do you do to those guys then? "

Val Venis: " I teach them .. venis ... ENVY! Violence is NOT the solution to all problems, but lady, these men are the gutter of society! The only way -- "

[[ Suddenly, Venis turns his head to the left of screen and immediately stops talking. His eyes widen; Molly stands hands on hips with a disgusted look. ]]

Woman: " Something wrong, Val? "

[[ The woman turns her head around into the direction that Val's is facing, and gasps in shock, as Molly isn't the slightest bit impressed. ]]

Val Venis: " Molly, I can explain. "

Molly: " WHO .. is SHE!? Val, I've told you a countless number of times. If this relationship is going to work, you've GOT to stop having your .. "fun" .. when I'm out of the vicinity. "

Woman: " You're seeing HER, too? What are you? A god damn porn star? "

[[ The woman climbs out of bed, grabs her clothes and sprints out of sight. The camera stays focused on Val Venis, who's got a smirk that he can't help but show after her last comment. He looks back at Molly - immediately, his face changes. Molly shakes her head, obviously disappointed by the lack of trust. ]]

Molly: " What do you expect me to say, Val? You betray the trust I've instored in you. Why? So you can have a little fun with the town's bicycle? Look. I'm here to help you. I'm here to bring you to the top of your game. But if you're going to constantly go out and make no attempt to improve your professional wrestling status, then I'm afraid I can't help you. What's it going to be? "

Val Venis: " You're right. I'm terribly sorry. From now on - you'll bare witness to the NEW Valbowski. A CONCENTRATED Valbowski. "

[[ He's run out of words. His mind is hopelessly searching for something, but is clueless. Molly sighs. ]]

Molly: " You've got five minutes to put some clothes back on. We've got business to attend to. "

[[ Molly walks out of the room, leaving Venis to rub his chin. ]]

Val Venis: " She's a hard catch, Val. It's gonna take some time to budge her .. even if you are the only X rated professional wrestler .. ha-ha. "

[[ He licks his lips, looking forward to the 'challenge' ahead of securing Molly in a 'Val Venis Relationship'. He leans over to the side of the bed, pulls on a white tank top and a pair of jeans. He takes one last glance at the bed and grins before refreshing his face with a handful of cold water. "Lets get down to business, huh?" Val chuckles again, seemingly in a good mood. Hell - why wouldn't he be? He just got laid by some attractive woman he barely knows. He makes his way into the room which Molly has several papers scattered across a table. She's got her reading glasses on, and immediately, Val's eyebrows are raised. ]]

Val Venis: " Hellllo Molly! "

[[ She looks over her shoulder, rolls her eyes, and returns to the paper work she's doing. ]]

Val Venis: " What's all this useless crap covering the table? I'm not that ... bad ... am I? "

[[ Such a porn star. He laughs, gives her a look and is given no response. ]]

Molly: " It's not crap, and it's not useless. You hired me to sort out the business, and that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm preparing you for your match with AJ Styles and in doing so, have got valid information on his strengths and weaknesses. "

Val Venis: " You're serious? Molly .. The Big Valbowski is a SOLID unit .. The Big Valbowski doesn't read up on strengths and weaknesses, because I already know it. I know the weakness of AJ Styles. I know the weakness of The Rock, of Triple H. "

Molly: " Oh, really? Then tell me; what's their weakness? "

Val Venis: " Venis .. Envy! "

Molly: " Val, I'm being serious. You've got to read up on AJ Styles. If you want to reach the pinnacle of professional wrestling, you've got to do the hard yards. "

[[ He sighs, but follows instructions. Val picks up a piece of paper and browses through the information as Molly is continually writing up lines and lines up of all different information on AJ Styles. Val's facial expression is of a confused nature whilst his eyes drift down the piece of paper. ]]

Val Venis: " Use powerful manoeuvres to inflict pain on his light framed body? "

Molly: " That's right. His body is light, which means if you capitalise on executing powerful manoeuvres then it'll play into your hands. He won't be able to complete his aerial stunts. He'll tire. You've got to play him on YOUR terms, Val. Not his otherwise you could find yourself in trouble. "

Val Venis: " Believe me Molly, The Big Valbowski appreciates the help being provided .. but AJ Styles? Valbowski has had to wrestle tougher women in the BEDROOM .. than him .. ha-ha! "

Molly: " Ugh! Concentrate Val. It's a big match. I'll be back later, I've gotta go collect some more papers. "

[[ Molly stands up and grabs her coat before making an instant exit out of the hotel room. Val Venis stands with his head positioned in the direction she left, with once again, a smirk. ]]

Val Venis: " Mmmmm .. I call THIS latest flick .. Val Venis In; PAPERGIRL! "

[[ Venis laughs deeply before taking another look at the several papers that lay on the table in front of him. He doesn't bother to pick one up and read them. Instead, he turns his attention to the camera. ]]

Val Venis: " You know somethin' AJ, I don't NEED to read up on you. I don't NEED to know how fast you are, how many matches you've won or how many times you've got laid .. which I'm guessing is not much .. but that's BESIDES the point. (Vintage Venis Laugh) See, what we've got here is a match. It's simple; Valbowski lays you down in the middle of the ring, climbs the top rope and hit's you with the Money Shot! On your hands, you don't want it to get nasty .. but for the Big Valbowski .. getting nasty .. is a DAILY OCCURANCE! Hell - let's not beat around the bush .. boy, I've probably seen your mother naked more times than you have! (Another Laugh) How long have you been riding a bike without its training wheels, kid? Two weeks, maybe three? Ha-ha .. It's a big step to take AJ .. and it's a step you aren't ready for. The Ladies? They love EVERY INCH of The Valbowski .. which is why you're saturated in Venis Envy! But you know somethin' AJ, you ain't the only one. Venis Envy is life .. Venis Envy .. is perfectly .. natural! Ha-ha-ha! AJ .. realize this; The Big Valbowski NEVER fails to RISE .. TO THE OCCASION! This Wednesday Night on Conflict, it AIN'T gonna be any different 'cause whether you like it or not - it won't make a single diffence. Val Venis is LOCKED ... COCKED and "

[[ He laughs hysterically and wipes the hair out of his face and back behind his ears. For a few seconds, there's complete silence. Once Val Venis manages to compose himself, he looks back up to the camera with the intentions of putting his voice to use. ]]

Val Venis: " AJ Styles .. the tick tock's begun .. and your time in the sun .. is just about BURNT! Ha-ha, See ya soon, kiddo! "

[[ Fade to black. ]]