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[[ The cameras begin rolling in strange, somewhat never seen before in professional wrestling circumstances. Before you're told - think about it. What HAVEN'T you seen in this industry? Over the years, over the decades .. is there anything that springs to mind in which you haven't laid your eyes upon? Possibly a cooking segment? That's precisely what we're fading up to. A long bench, a neat and tidy Kitchen with all the required utensils for anything you'd ever wish to make. Suddenly, a pack of Spaghetti thrown onto the bench from down below. A jar of "Paul Newmans" special sauce for Spaghetti is also gently put on the bench. ]]

Voice: What-o we have-o here-o for you today-o .. is my SPECIAL .. Spaghetti-o Bolognese!

[[ A few more ingredients and objects in order to produce the Spaghetti Bolognese to this man's liking is put out on the bench. For a few seconds, there is nothing. No movement. No sound. Nothing. Out of no where, a head pops up from underneath the bench and the making of Dude Love can be seen, however - he isn't dressed in his usual clothes that we've all grown to expect him to wear each and everytime he's on camera. Instead this time around, Dude Love has a long white cooking apron with the words 'Italiano' printed across the chest of it with a small flag of Italy planted just above it. Dude Love also has a fake moustache attached to his face, along with a small goatee. No doubt - he definitely is attempting to be an Italion and thus far, he's doing it to a tee. ]]

Dude Love: Spaghetti-o Bolognese can only be made to perfecto by home made Italiano cooking. Let your eyes follow my hands and you'll TOO be able to make the perfecto Spaghetti-o in only a short time. The taste? Magnifico.

[[ It's clear as crystal that it's a first time for Dude Love, as he looks awkward when putting taking the Spaghetti out of it's wrapping and placing it in the boiling water. ]]

Dude Love: To be FIT, to be HEALTHY, you MUST-AH eat lots of Spaghetti-o. For Spaghetti-o .. is for STALLIONS like Johnny-o Stamboli-o!

[[ Dude Love brings out a large silver spoon and begins swirling it around in the massive pot of boiling water and Spaghetti, looking anything but an Italion cooker. ]]

Dude Love: What-ah we do-ah here-ah, is simply swirl our silver spoon around in the boiling water to mix it all about-ah. For then you see, we produce each bit of Spaghetti-o with it's full flavour.

[[ He proceeds in doing so whilst not looking to adapt any better into the conditions of cookery. ]]

Dude Love: It has come-ah to my understanding-ah, that Johnny-o Stamboli-o and his hairs on his chest-ah, will be up against a fellow by the name of Dude Love. Now that sounds peaceful - it sounds perfecto, but violence is in the blood of a full blooded Italiano .. and that is precisely what our Johnny-o is. I worry, I worry for him. For you see-ah, Dude Love can too turn violent. I don't want our beloved Spaghetti-o Man to be beaten around like a tray of Lasagne.

[[ The fake moustache falls into the boiling water as Dude Love is stirring, and he quickly tries to pull it out with his BARE hand! Being it boiling water, he almost jumps entirely out of his skin and starts holding his hand and screaming. ]]

Dude Love: AHHH! MAN!! MAN! THE DUDES COOLOSITY IS BURNING, LITERALLY!

[[ As quick as he can say that, Dude Love turns the water on to it's fullest, and puts his entire hand under it. A sigh of relief - for the moment, anyway. ]]

Dude Love: Never again. That's not The Dude's bag. The Dudester is STRICTLY to be kept to boogying down because that's exactly what The Dude does BEST! Johnny - I'll tell you man, this Italion thing .. It's hard. I commend you for being able to pull off such an accent, such a way of lifestyle. Proves to me you're not worthless daddio, and that's a promissing sign man. But - shall you choose to dis obey Peace, you will forever hold your regrets for The Dudester will be forced to take you beyond a land where pretty flowers are waiting to be picked out of the ground. The Dudester will take you beyond a place, into NEW heights of professional wrestling. Heights that haven't been set before, and just because The Dude is against violence man .. doesn't mean .. that The Dude can't set a man straight. I'm The Coolest Cat; THE-E .. Coolest Cat .. and burning hand or no burning hand daddio, I'm what the men WANT to be .. and what the foxy ladies WANT to have. The Dude has more Coolness then a Tropical FRUIT drink! Then .. man .. hehe .. The Dude has more coolness then Speghetti!

[[ Dude Love lifts his finger out of the water and exmaines it with supreme caution. ]]

Dude Love: That's sporting a -100 level of Coolness. That's ICE cold. You know, man .. The Dudester is no italion cook .. The Dude can't handle the heat of Spaghetti Bolognese, but The Dudester CAN handle your heat man, should you choose to bring it to the table. Which by the way, I suggest you don't. When push comes to shove, The Dude can hang it out with the best of them daddio. I proved last week, that anger is not the solution man. Johnny, I know you're looking up to a Television show by the name of The Seprano's .. but man .. violence - It's wrong. All wrong, brother. You don't need to be like that. You can be peaceful; you can be loving, just like Duuude Looove! All you have to do is throw away what you have, throw away the pizzas .. the pasta .. the insane and in-approriate thinking and man, you'll be on the road to becoming a Dude Love "The Second" in quick time. (Blows On His Finger) Man-o daddio - whoever thought that an attempt at Spaghetti would result in a burnt hand for The Dudester? Not good at all brother, but rest assure .. The Dude's going to make sure you realize WHY he was announced as a Hall Of Famer and WHY there is NOBODY .. not a single dude, Johnny .. that can GET down and BOOGY all night like THIS Cool Cat! See, The Dudester is a LOVER daddio .. not a fighter, by choice .. but should you press the un-friendly button, you'll be made SING to the tune of

[[ Putting his finger back under the water, he manages to move the pot off the stove to stop it from boiling over. ]]

Dude Love: Ow. The Dude is gonna need some lovin' tonight man. It feels like The Dude just had his entire HAND on fire, and that .. is a grape sucker.

[[ Dude Love allows for a few moments silence, keeping his finger under the water. ]]

Dude Love: Johnny, I promise to keep my word. If you choose to back out, peace is with you. I will lead you the path to beautiful daisy's .. to teach you how to LOVE life, daddio. Heh. Johnny-o?

[[ He flashes a big grin, from one side of his face to the other. ]]

Dude Love: Can you FEEL .. the LOVE .. in this room? Because The Dude's vibe is STRONG man, and I sense that peace is only just around the corner.

[[ He flashes a big grin, from one side of his face to the other. ]]

Dude Love: Though man, like I said. I won't hesitate to get down and nasty - but it's up to you. The Dude is cool with using "The Love Handles", but I doubt whether you'll love it man. You wouldn't see the fun in it .. you're too .. man, you're too tense. You're one big fat LAMEO!

[[ Dude Love laughs and looks down at his stomach, causing himself to burst into even more intense laughter. Only seconds after, the scene fades out to a black screen. ]]