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[[ The sound of satisfaction is repetitive, though it's easy to tell that it's not a sexual satisfaction. The very distinct sound of a lighter being lit can be heard, as the camera gets a close up shot of Dude Love smoking weed, looking as high as you'd ever see the guy. Dude is leaned up against a brick wall, with a pair of classy black sunglasses and a colorful bandana. ]]

Dude Love: Holy heck .. The DUDESTER is higher then Mount Everest! Hehe .. now that's one cool dude, right there, brother.

[[ Not a sound, except for Dude Love continually enhaling the weed. ]]

Dude Love: I should be more careful .. if the Dudester got caught smoking weed, he'd be thrown out of the company! Imagine the travesty .. nobody with enough coolosity to save this place from a dull and boring lifespan .. nobody to spread the word of peace! NO BOOGYING! Man, that's nasty.

[[ Dude Love quivers of the thought, and quickly throws the blunt of weed on the ground, stepping on it with his eye-catching white boots. ]]

Dude Love: Yeah, that's right .. fade out weed! Fade out like a dieing sun! Hehe.

[[ Suddenly, heavy footsteps can be heard. They reach a louder tempo each time a step is taken, as it's quite obviously getting closer, and closer. Just when you think we're going to get a clear shot on the man, the footsteps stop. The camera pans up from off Dude Love, whom's head is tilted upwards. THE ROCK!? What the hell? The Rock is standing just a few lousy meters away from Dude Love with a rollex watch, black classy sunglasses, black and expensive looking shoes .. hell, The Rock looks a million bucks and he's staring a hole right through Dude Love with a straight face. ]]

The Rock: If it ISN'T Mick Foley himself .. THE-E biggest piece, of MONKEY crap walkin' gods green EARTH!

Dude Love: Why must you have an intensified tone in your voice man? And besides .. me and Mick are just friends, we aren't the same dude. Don't get me wrong, Mick is a cool daddio .. but not even HE can be compared to the coolest cat in the universe man.

The Rock: Ahh shut ya mouth jabroni .. The Rock says this; Mick Foley, Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love .. you're ALL the same failure .. and you ALL mean nothin' .. and The Rock MEEEEANS .. NOTHIN' .. to The Great One. Over the past few weeks, The Rock's been made listen to your monkey talk about how you LOVE pain .. about how it sends a shiver down your spine. Then The Rock see's your candy ass get BEAT by Triple H and come out with crap that you're sick of pain .. and THEN, Foley .. The Rock see's you turn into Dude Love after tappin' out to Ken SHAMROCK, of ALL jabronis .. and now, Foley, Dude Love - whatever the hell your name is .. you're trying to bring peace. The Rock says this, jabroni. Take your peace sign. Shine it up, REAL nice .. and then Dude, The Rock says this .. TURN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP .. YOUR CANDY ASS!!

[[ A surprised look across Dude Love's face, as he signals for The Rock to calm down. ]]

Dude Love: Woah man .. cool the jets. No need to lose your head over something so little man. Lighten up. It's Christmas daddio, it's time to stuff yourself silly and BOOGY! BOOGY BOOGY BOOGY!

[[ The Rock flashes a disturbed look, as a big grin is plastered on Dude's face. ]]

The Rock: .. Boogy? Let The Rock remind you of what YEAR we're in jabroni. 2004 .. The LATE stages .. of 2004. NOT the 60's, and for GOD sake jabroni, pee-YEW! Take a damn SHOWER!

[[ Dude Love chuckles, not denying the fact that he smells like off egg. ]]

The Rock: The Rock says this; you can dress like you're in the 60's, you can stick your peace sign up your candy ass whilst you're boogying down with a couple of ten cent, no no .. FIVE cent .. No, NO! Let The Rock correct himself; a couple of BUY ONE get one FREE TRAMPS - does ANYONE have change for a NICKEL?

[[ An enormous wave of deafening boo's literally shake the arena off its feet, as The Rock's eyes widen. ]]

Dude Love: Brother, that's takin' it a step too far. There's some pretty FOXY ladies out there, and they all agree .. that The DUDE is on a whole new LEVEL .. If ya get what I mean man. Hehe.

The Rock: Tell the Rock what you mean jabroni.

Dude Love: A wh--

The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU MEAN!! The Rock wipes a monkeys ASS with you and your trash bag HOES .. because The Rock says this .. If he were REALLY that desperate .. If The Rock were really THAT sad .. He could find pie quicker then you can tie your shoelaces - SO .. Your MOUTH? SHUT IT! .. because if you dare cross the thin lin, The Rock'll check your Candy Ass into the SMACKDOWN Hotel on Know Ya Role Boulevard, and on the CORNER .. of JABRONI drive!

Dude Love: Man, where's the peace? Where's the love? Why such hatred?

The Rock: Ahh shut ya mouth monkey .. The Rock has heard enough of your peace bullcrap. You're in the middle of professional wrestling jabroni, do you honestly THINK that for one MOMENT, you're going to bring PEACE? Haha .. The Rock says you should save yourself the time, the effort - and although you have nothing else to do in your miserable little life, you should clear your mind. Yes, Dude .. The Rock says CLEAR your mind man - erase ALL the utter MONKEY CRAP that keeps piling' up everyday.

[[ The Rock is about to continue, when Dude Love interupts. ]]

Dude Love: You're entitled to an opinion .. but you're not being civilised about it daddio. I'm not a nobody you can walk all over man .. I'm DUUUUDE LOOOVE! I'm the COOLEST Cat to ever get down an boogying brother. I understand you've got a point to prove to the Dudester --

[[ Rock stands, completely bemused. ]]

The Rock: A point? What in the BLUEST of blue HELLS have you been smokin'? Crack?

Dude Love: Weed, actually. But man .. the point is .. you're cool in your own way. I mean, let's face it man .. you're never going to be bursting with coolosity like The DUDE .. but if you stick at it man, I'm positive you'll one day be one of those cool cat walkers .. and that's comin' from The Dudester, so that's a REAL complement man.

The Rock: AH yes, The Rock feels honoured. Honoured to be given the opportunity RIGHT NOW to Layeth The SMACKETHDOWN on your ROODY POO .. CANDY ASS! .. IF YA SMELLLLALALALALLALAOW ...

Dude Love: WHAT THE DUDE .. IS .. COOKING! Hehhe. MAN that totally works well with The Dudesters coolness.

[[ The Rock, wide eyed, is amazed. Appauled. There's not a single word that could fit the description or the expression that lays across The Great Ones face. Meanwhile, Dude Love is all smiles and isn't aware of Rocky's emotion. ]]

The Rock: Do you realize, jabroni .. what you've just done? You just inturrupted .. The ROCK. You didn't just interrupt some roody poo off the street .. no no .. you interrupted .. THE-E most E-LECTRFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! You, Austin Powers .. interupted The GREAT One! Don't you ever .. and The Rock'll only say this once; EVER do that again.

[[ The intensity in The Rocks eyes mean business, as he begins speaking once again - not taking either eye off Dude Love for even a brief moment. ]]

The Rock: And The Rock says this .. Don't EVER steal The Rock's catchphrases. If you do THAT, again .. then The Rock'll slap the TASTE outta your mouth and the yellow from off your TEETH!

Dude Love: But you've gotta admit Rocky .. The Dude totally killed it with that one. The coolosity was at an all time high brother.

The Rock: By the looks of it, so are you ya damn hippy!

[[ Dude Love laughs and nods his head in agreement. ]]

Dude Love: You got me there man, hehe.

The Rock: The Rock'll see your candy ass SOON jabroni .. SOON .. if ya smell .. what The ROCK .. is cookin'.

[[ The Rock trails off into the distance as the camera returns to the solo sight of Dude Love. ]]

Dude Love: Let me tell ya .. The Dude SMELLS what The Rock is cookin', and MAN is that mean!

[[ Dude waves his hands in front of his nose, signalling a bad smell. ]]

Dude Love: Hunter, The Dude is well and truly prepared for two possible scenarios. One - for you to give up and see the world from The DUDES point of view .. to recognize that PEACE must be made man .. or Two - to do the un-wantable, and totally drain you of anything you ever had man. I don't want it to be like that .. I think you're just mislead man. You're just too wound up in a world of hurt, and you can't get out of it .. but daddio, don't worry .. THE DUDE is here to save the day and introduce a colorful, exciting and JOYFUL world!

[[ He checks that his bandana is still in place, and runs his hands down his beard before looking back up to the camera with that goofy look. ]]

Dude Love: Making others hurt is WRONG man. You need to learn to love and to care man .. becuase that's what it's all about daddio. If the world didn't have Dude LOVE man .. we'd never have a chance at world peace. Realize, Hunter .. if you strike at The Dudester then expect to be hit back. I'll ERASE you from the equation daddio, and continue my journey to bringing love .. to bringing sweet peace brother .. and by eliminating such primaries as you, I've got one heck of a chance man. Think about it; no more blood to be shed. No more tears for what we've lost; no more hurt. The world would be a better place if there was more of Dude Love .. but daddio, there ain't enough LOVE for everyone. You can claim to be The Game; The Cerebral Assassin .. brother, you are that .. but that's why The Dude is going to take you out man. You're PREVENTING love; you're AGAINST peace .. and man, that's sporting a coolosity level of 0%. I'm not going to say it's easy .. you're one tough dude .. but a problem can always be solved man, and that's precisely what the Coolest Cat is about to do. Conflict? One on One?