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[[ A repeatitive sound is the first thing we pick up. Almost as if a bed, of some sort, was banging against a wall. It's sound begins to reach a higher temp, hitting what can now definitely be identified as a wall, as our camera pans into a dark room. Back and fourth, the bed rocks as giggles, moans and groans are coming from every hole. ]]

Girl #1: DUDE!

Girl #2: Oh my god .. DUDE!!

[[ What in the hell have we got on our hands here, literally? A couple of girls shouting Dude? Don't tell me; they're skater girls. Suddenly, the rocking stops. Silence. Dead silence. A few moments pass by and we can ever so slightly hear a sound - what it is, we can't make out. Wait a second; DUDE LOVE? He just walks out of the bedroom with a big grin across his face, pulling up his baby blue tight pants up. So THAT explains why they were shouting Dude! ]]

Dude Love: The DUDE is the-e love machine .. and pumpin' out love is what I do! Hehe, Let me tell ya man .. there's a whole lot more love in The Dude to be given around the table! Haha!

[[ A big, cheesey grin is planted right across his face, as he re-adjusts his entire clothing, hair, sunglasses to his liking. ]]

Dude Love: That's what this world needs more of man. LOVE. Why all the hostility for, brother? We should be able to live peacefully in a fun and harmless environmet. Violence is not a must man .. it's a want. The Dude fully understands that these people like to fight - but what they don't realize, is that they aren't setting a good example. They are hurting our soceity in more ways than one man .. and The DUDE .. will not stand for it. Peace, brother .. peace. It's easy to live by.

[[ He takes a moment to take his black sunglasses off, clean them, and put them back into the same position. ]]

Dude Love: The world is colorful man, it's not shadowed by darkness. It's about having fun man. Enjoying yourself. Fighting over who is supposed to be the best is a shame .. because we all know, deep down where our body boogy's that when Dude Love is set a task - it's compeletd, brother. I'm against violence and all .. but man .. if taking out the people who enjoy fighting is what I have to do, then that's what The Dudester will do. Triple H is the prime example man, he prides himself on pain. He lives off others struggle .. and man .. thats whack. Everytime I see Triple H walkin' around he's got his shoulders up, his body tensed .. dude .. he needs to loosen up. Wheres his coolosity? Why doesn't the guy boogy down like The Dude, and learn to live life to it's fullest?

[[ All of a sudden, a couple of sexy Ladies emerge from the room and get a shock when they see a camera staring right at them. ]]

Girl #2: What's going on here Dude?

Girl #1: Yeah. You didn't tell us there would be any cameras.

Dude Love: Whoa .. chill out Ladies. The Dude is simply sending a peaceful message. No need to lose your marbles daddio, everythings still cool .. camera or no camera.

Girl #1: Alright .. well, thanks again. We really had a great time.

[[ They're hanging off Dude Love like a pair of magnets. ]]

Girl #2: Yeah .. a really great time.

Dude Love: That's not a problem daddio. Nothing satisifes The Dude more then spending time with a pair of foxy ladies .. because I don't have to tell you cool cats twice .. The Dude loves to get down and BOOGY!

[[ The two girls share that same flirtacious smirk, as they quickly leave from the cameras sight. The Dude watches them walking away with a very happy facial expression. ]]

Dude Love: OHH .. The Dude totally SCORES man!

[[ Dude Love is quick to shake out of the trance, returning his full attention back to the camera. ]]

Dude Love: Y'see Hunter, you've gotta sit back and let the things come to you man. Why be tense? Why be so serious? You need to chill and take a leaf out of The Dudester's book .. because baby, The Dude is ALL about havin' fun and bringing peace to the table. I'd be more then cool with it man, to sit down, have a cup of tea and just breathe in the air through the coolest of nostrils you'll see .. Haha .. but it seems you aren't cut out for it man. So, The Dude has decided to open up the book of peace and teach you a lesson daddio. Now .. things are going to get pretty physical man, but you've only got yourself to blame. The Dude is a peaceful man; easy come, easy go daddio - Haha .. but you're different. You're no cool cat man, you play it hard and rough .. and The Dude can respect that .. heck, you beat The Dude's close friend in Mankind. Now THAT deserves a pat on the back brother .. that's no easy task, believe me .. that Mankind is one tough cookie. But they came none tougher then The Dude, because I'm as tough as nails .. yet as soft as a cuddly teady bear. Hehe..

[[ One of the girls comes bolting back, like she's taking part in a Hundred Meter sprint. She quickly runs into the room, and in less than five seconds, she runs out with a pair of black panties in her hand. The camera turns back to Dude Love, who is grinning as wide as a man possibly can. ]]

Dude Love: The foxes always leave somethin' behind, Haha.

[[ He lifts his glasses up onto his head, allowing for the camera to get a close up on his face; in particular, his eyes. ]]

Dude Love: Hunter, I know you envy The Dude. The coolosity runnin' through my veins is some serious ice cold magic brother, and I don't blame you for wanting to bust my skull open .. but think about it .. do you know how the peace community would act? Man .. that'd definitely be bad news, especially after you had a chance to give into The Dude .. to forget your past .. to ALSO bring peace. See, you're not bein' a cool cat by dis obeying the symbol of peace daddio. You're angering a lot of people .. and it's made The Dude have to do something he should of never had to, and that's put you into place. The thing is, I could of been boogying down to some hot music man .. but I'm stuck with you and your devilish acts, which isn't helping anything. Like I said before daddio, The Dude has a lot of Love to share .. something this world needs more of .. because if The Dudeness was world wide man, violence wouldn't play a part in our day by day lifes. We'd have the coolest of music playing, the foxyest of Ladies gettin' down .. and most of all man .. we'd have ALL The Dudeness that this planet could HANDLE! But maybe that's another story for another occassion .. because The Dude has to focus. You're one tough competitor, you're no rag to wipe the car with .. brother .. you are possibly the best we've seen in professional wrestling, but what separates me from you .. is that THE DUDE can turn it on at any given moment. I don't need to get angry about it - heck, I couldn't even get tensed about something if I tried .. and man .. thats simply because what you see in front of you right now, daddio .. is the .. Coolest Cat To Ever Surface!

[[ From out of his pocket, Dude Love pulls out the offical peace sign and holds it up right in front of the camera. ]]

Dude Love: We've all done some things we can regret man, but it's about bouncing back and gettin' back to bein' who you REALLY are .. without resorting to some sort of violence. Don't worry daddio, you've still got time to turn yourself into The Dudester by laying down and accepting that peace is the way to go man. But .. god help you if you choose to wrong foot this Cool Cat! Hehe ..

[[ Slowly, the picture fades to black as we can hear the sound of Dude Love's incredible crazy laughter. ]]