" MANKIND "

Roleplay Number: #20

Victories: 07 Losses: 02 No Contests: 00

History: Star Of The Moment (1x); Top Six Rankings (5x); Match Of The Week (3x); Quote Of The Week (2x); Main Eventing Conflict (3x); PWR United States Champion (1x, First Ever);

Maimed: The Undertaker (1x); William Regal (1x); Simon Dean (1x); Christian (1x); Chris Jericho (1x); The Rock (1x); Ric Flair (1x); Johnny Stamboli (1x); Randy Orton (1x);

" RP TITLE: What Did You Write Down On Your Wish List For Santa, Ken? "

December 12, 2004 changed the face of professional wrestling forever. The long and on going feud between two old rivals was to be showcased on more time - this time around, to be inside of a 15 foot Steel Cage. An epic battle; one in which will stay stuck in our minds for as long as we live. Triple H .. The Cerebral Assassin .. The Game - call him what you like, he IS that damn good and he is JUST as SICK and JUST as twisted as Mankind. We knew that Starrcade would prove tobe a night we'd never forget; we knew that blood would spill .. what we didn't know, was exactly what we were going to see. There was never to be a REAL winner in this match .. both mens lives, careers - changed forever. The hatred in which these two have for one another goes without saying. It's been a long, heated journey - one which will be forever remembered as one of the all-time feuds between two different men .. two different wrestling styles. So much apart; yet so much alike. Starrcade was what you'd put down as being one of the most brutal matches of all time. Triple H - busted wide open. Blood covering his entire face. Mankind, battered and bruised .. beaten to a pulp. It looked as if Mrs. Foleys Baby Boy was about to enter the home with the bacon, but somehow, Triple H kicked out of a big time double arm DDT which much to the fans disgust, brought a fit of rage for Mankind. The Game, being the Cerebral Assassin, took full advantage of the situation and planted Mankind in the center of the ring with a devastating Pedigree .. therefore .. picking up a three count and ending what was once again, another spectacular match between two of the very best. Though - you think it's over .. but the fact is, Triple H won the battle; an intense, EPIC battle ... but what we're in the middle of here, is not just an ordinary feud between two men. What we've got placed out in front of us .. is a WAR!

Although, you have to question what kind of condition Mankind is in. Will he physically be able to continue his professional wrestling career? Triple H hopes to god that hes finally thrown Mankind in the grave .. but has he? Has he really defeated Mankind? Or is there still life; still a glimpse of hope, for the deranged soul? This week on Conflict, Mankind has been lined up against The self proclaimed Worlds Most Dangerous Man. Ken Shamrock; wrestling's dynamite package, so you'd say. It won't be the first time these two clash heads - baring in mind the last time they fought, Ken Shamrock forced Mankind to tap for his dear life. Will that be the same case? Or will Mankind turn the tables, and allow Mr. Socko to rest Shamrock to sleep? But then again .. who even says Mankind will be able to compete? After last sunday's brutal match with Triple H, even the deranged soul of Mankind .. may have seen its last day. There's no question about it; he's not at 100% .. for all we know, the guy might be even struggling to pass 50% .. but you can place your bet, your last damn dollar, that if Mankind is able to breathe .. then he WILL turn up to Conflict.

Pro Wrestling Redefined; a federation making its mark on the professional wrestling world. What better way than to showcase epics like Mankind and Triple H in a Steel Cage? .. But why concentrate on the past? Sure, it's definately going to play a major part on Conflict .. which you'd have to admit, will be eye candy .. but the thing is, it's Shamrocks ANKLE LOCK versus Mankinds MANDIBLE CLAW. Both of which have seen many opponents tap out, and some even pass out. This might be just Conflict, another weekly show .. but these two won't be holding anything back. Both insane. Both disfigured. What more do you need to tell you that Conflict is gonna be a night to watch? Tune in, this Wednesday Night!

We open up the scene in extraordinarily strange circumstances. Mankind is sitting before some kind of plastic-made house. The primary color is pink - and leaned up against this plastic house is two figurines. One being a female Barbie Doll and the other; a male. Mankind sits, intrigued by the set up, as his eyes are wide open - and no, Mankind doesn't have that mask on. It's been off ever since he took it off the last time we saw him on camera.

Mankind: Isn't it GREAT .. to have FUN!? Isn't it GREAT .. TO SMILE!?

Mankind flashes a big cheesey grin.

Mankind: The Christmas spirit is beautiful. The time .. TO GIVE .. AND RECEIVE! What did you write down on your wish list for Santa, Ken?

Silence; at least for a few short seconds.

Mankind: I really don't like to spoil it to you .. but Ken .. THIS IS YOUR PRESENT! I thought on it - with the brain that I have, I thought as hard as Mrs. Foleys Baby Boy could ever POSSIBLY think ... and it's drawn me to the conclusion; what better gift then barbie dolls? EVERYONE can have fun with them! Whether it's playing with their hair, putting new clothes on them .. SEEING THEM NAKED! Hehehe ... or even you, Ken, can find a way to entertain yourself by ripping their heads off! HA-HA!

Mankind laughs strangely - you'd call it as a fake one if the man wasn't .. insane?

Mankind: I knew you'd love it. It's the perfect gift! LOOK! You're even IN the collection!

In a quick motion, Mankind grabs the male Barbie Doll with his right hand, holding it just in front of his eyes.

Mankind: Now you can play with yourself Ken! Oh no, no no .. not like that Kenny .. I mean you can play with yourself and imagine that you have a BIG house .. a BIG and wonderful home .. with a pretty little blonde girl with a gorgeous figure. YOU CAN IMAGINE IT, BECAUSE THAT'S AS FAR AS IT'S GOING TO GET! Because anger .. is not attractive. ANGER DOES NOT LURE IN PRETTY WOMEN! No, no it doesn't. I SHOULD KNOW! But then again, this FACE .. this deranged, and horrific FACE doesn't help. Does it? DOES IT?

" Socko ": Mankind I want chocolate pudding! We should celebrate the beginning of world PEACE!

Mankind: How I would love to, Socko .. but some people can't change. KEN SHAMROCK .. is an un-changeable man. HE LOVES BEING ANGRY. HE LOVES BEING INSANE. And Mr. Socko, he LOVES snapping ankles .. and that is against our law. But we shall give him a chance; a MERRY chance and turn himself in. Become a peaceful man .. because pain .. IS NOT WORTH THE ENERGY! IT'S NOT WORTH THE BLOOD, THE SWEAT AND THE TEARS! And I, Ken Shamrock .. choose to longer be put through such havoc. Such atrocity. BUT! BUT, KEN .. if you cross that line in the sand. IF YOU STAMP ALL OVER PEACE .. THEN I WILL STAMP ALL OVER YOU! Because by erasing caringless human beings like yourself .. THE WORLD .. WILL BE A BETTER PLACE! And it will learn to accept freaks. To accept dernaged souls .. and to accept .. MANKIND!

Suddenly, Mankind pulls out a christmas hat and throws it over his head. He holds 'Ken' tightly to him, as if it actually had a meaning to him.

Mankind: But I'm a nice guy. I HAVE A HEART! I'll give you the opportunity to come clean. The chance to prove to not only all of us, but YOURSELF .. that deep down .. you are a kind and sensitive man. A loving man. A man with emotions; feelings .. that can be hurt. Pain is a horrible thing Ken .. LOOK WHAT IT HAS DONE TO ME! LOOK! It's made me deranged. It's made me disfigured. IT'S MADE ME THE LONELY LITTLE BOY WHO SITS AND EATS LUNCH BY HIMSELF!

" Socko ": But Mankind, Mr. Socko thinks that Ken Shamrock is violent. DANGEROUS.

Mankind releases Shamrock from his chest, and grabs The Female Barbie Doll. He exmaines both of them, turning his head quickly each time he looks across at either one of them.

Mankind: He only THINKS hes dangerous, Socko. He THINKS he can snap my ankle; BUT HE CANT! I WONT LET HIM! Because if need be my little friend .. I shall stick you down his throat .. and you .. will CHOKE HIM OUT!! But lets hope we shall not have to stoop to that low .. for violence, I have learnt, is NOT appropriate. Making others BLEED; making them SUFFER .. do we really want that? DO WE!? No .. we don't. Why cant we all get along? Because power .. because of greed .. because of PEOPLE! PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC! People ENJOY hurting others .. tinkering with their emotions .. and that . that Socko - IS NOT RIGHT! IT'S WRONG! WRONG, WRONG ... WRONG! And I will see to it, starting from Conflict .. that no longer, shall we inflict pain on others. We will treat each other to lovely cups of tea .. TO BISCUITS .. to jam sandwiches .. TO HOME MADE LEMONADE UNDER A HOT BLAZING SUN! THAT'S WHAT WE SHALL DO! And Ken Shamrock .. those days GONE! OUT THE WINDOW! FORGOTTEN! You aren't getting ANYWHERE NEAR my Ankle .. and yes, Ken, you have made me tap .. you've made me TAP LIKE A MAN POSSESSED! But this time .. it WILL be different. We'll either be sitting down on the ring playing barbie dolls with your beautiful christmas present I bought you .. or you'll be introduced .. to MR. SOCKO!!! Oh my .. DECISION TIME .. don't we just LOVE decision time Socko? It's so .. so .. INTENSE! For this one choice could change your life FOREVER AND EVER! Hehe .. but do not mistake me for something I'm not. I CAN BE VIOLENT! I CAN BE SICK! All that you have to do in order to achieve that .. is PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE! PISS MRS. FOLEYS BABY BOY OFF .. and you will see .. the worst .. of MANKIND! A side I promise you that you wish not to see, because it EVEN scares me! (Mankind Grins) Have A Nice Day .. and remember .. THAT

ON THE EIGHTH DAY
.. MANKIND ..
WAS BORN!!

The Deranged Soul pulls a string, which is attached to the back of the barbie doll. In a typical girly voice, it says "Thats Fun-Tastic, You Go Girl". Mankind begins laughing absolutely INSANELY, pulling it over and over again.

Mankind: THAT'S FUNTASTIC! Hehehe .. PRICELESS! PRICELESS, KEN! What a present .. what a night. MERRY CHRISTMAS! I hope you like your present Ken .. but I'm eagerly awaiting mine .. I'm ITCHING to find out what you have bought for me.

" Socko ": I'd say his present will be the Ankle Lock, Mankind.

Mankind: How disappointing. I am deeply touched.

Silence. Not a word, not a sound.

Mankind: FOOLED YOU! HAHAHA! Though I do hope you aren't convinced that you're going to apply an Ankle Lock .. because you're going to have a rude awakening when you come to terms wth the fact that .. quite simply .. YOU'RE NOT! Hehe. Anyway Kenny boy .. I'll leave you to your anger pills. Have a jolly day.

The scene slowly fizzles out to an entire black screen, with a fading PWR logo in the bottom left corner.