All About US!

So, you're bored enough to want to read about us?  Well, okay, but be warned, reading this page may be harmful to your sanity....

 

   STEPH (co-author uno) was discovered way down south, in the icy land of Snowman.  She is currently looking for her missing hat. After her mother was abducted, she decided to save the world from evil aliens using her psychic powers and a cast-iron frying pan.

TARA (co-author dos) hails from the lovely suburban town of Twoson.  She was recently kidnapped by blue-worshipping cultists, a department store spook, and an eccentric possessed millionaire.  In her spare time, she sends telekinetic messages to people she doesn't know yet.

 TIKI (in charge of eating people) like shrimp and fish. BOING!  But most of all, Tiki like to eat people who no enjoy site. Ding Ding!