What if Sheila fell in love with Lucius?
This is a big one. It rests on a lot of what ifs. So let's just say that the follow sentences in this paragraph are true. Melissa fell in love with Draco (duh). They get married (I'm not saying this will actually happen, this is just speculation). Sheila falls in love with Lucius (don't ask me how). Lucius gets a divorice and marries Sheila. Hermione and Harry resolve their problems and get married. Ron marries Narcissa (don't ask where this came from).
Ok, now here's where the fun starts. I'll have ya'lls singing "I'm my own grandpa." by the end of this. Ok, let's get out the family tree. Some of these will be easy to get, others, not so easy. Just think about them for a while and they'll hit ya. But if you don't get them, you can still laugh your butt off at them.
Sheila would not only be Melissa's sister, but also her stepmother-in-law. Sheila would be her own aunt and therefore the niece of her husband, Lucius. In the same frame of mind, Melissa would be her own aunt and the sister-in law of her father-in-law. Harry would be Draco's brother, Draco's uncle, Melissa's uncle, and quite possibly Sheila's uncle as well. Draco, now being Sheila's brother-in-law, would be his own uncle. Now let's get Hermione in here. She'd be Draco, Melissa, and Sheila's sister-in-law. She would then also be the aunt of Melissa, Draco, Sheila, and herself. Add Ron, and let's see what we've got. He'd be Draco's stepfather, and therefore Melissa, Sheila, Harry, and Hermione's stepfather-in-law. And that, boys and girls, is one messed up family tree. If anybodied like to draw it out, be my guest, I'll post it up right here.
Also, if any of you have any other weird combos that this would make, tell me and I'll add them. Now that you've seen what I mean by "what if's" you can come up with your own. I don't mind if you just send in the question (what if.....?), but if you do decided to calculate on your own, I'll have to proofread it before posting it to make sure there aren't any mistakes. They don't have to be as elabrate as mine, they can just be really simple. I'll be posting more later when inspiration hits.
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