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| Quotes From the Books |
| Here are a bunch of my favorite quotes from the first four Harry Potter Book. Some of them you maty not get if you haven't read the books. They are not in any order. |
| Fred and George Weasley : "Blown up a toilet seat? We've never blown up a toilet. Great idea though, thanks mum." Dumbledore : "Scars can come in useful. I have one myself above my left knee which is a perfect map of the London underground." Harry and Uncle Vernon : "It's not," said Harry cheerfully,"it's a letter from my godfather." "Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather." "Yes I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend, he was a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and is on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though ... keep up with my news ... check I'm happy ..." And grinning broadly at the look of horror on Uncle Vernon's face, Harry set off towards the station exit, Hedwig rattling along in front of him, for what looked like a much better summer then the last. Mrs. Weasly and Fred : "Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley Sternly. "yeah, well, dad collects plugs doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room, "Birds of a feather ..." George Weasley : "You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed, "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're calld Gred and Forge" Oliver Wood : " HARRY, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TOO." Fudge : "We don't send people off to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts." Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet bird to die while he was alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames. Ron : "I'd have to see what the Minisrty'd do to me if I blew up an aunt. Mind you, they'd have to dig me up first, because mum would've killed me." Maurader's Map : "Mr. Moony provides his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." Snape froze. Harry stared dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing above the first. "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." It would have been funny if the situation wasn't serious. And there was more. "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he opened them ,the map had it's last words. "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." Dean and Ron : "I still can't work out how you two got the best-looking girls in the year, ' muttered Dean. "Animal magnetism," said Ron gloomily, pulling stray threads out of his cuff. Harry : "I accidently set a boa constructor on my cousin Dudlry at the zoo once - long story - but it was telling me that it had never seen Brazil and I set it free without meaning to." Ron : "ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!" Percy : "Mad? He's a genius! The best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" Mcgonagall : "I don't think it will matter much unless there is a mad axeman waiting outside to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall." |
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