Here is my anti-bin Laden work, which may perhaps be outdated, but that's only because I started writing it in October 2001. I had fun writing this. I alternate between addressing our fellow good guys and Osama in the song. This may not be my most humorous piece, but I did enjoy creating the rhymes and generally condemning "Trash bin" Laden.
Way down in Afghanistan
'Mid the poor and downtrodden,
There lies the Hindu-Kush mountain range
In which dwells Osama bin Laden.
Osama!
You done a whole lot o' wrong
Osama!
Now you shan't last too long
[No!]
He leads a terrorist network called Al-Qaeda
Why, I don't know
However, I think I speak for us all when I say
It's time for them to go.
Osama!
Your end is nigh
Osama!
Prepare to die.
(This last line to be said in a deep, ominous voice)
(considerably long interlude)
Rest assured the U.S. and its allies
Will prevail in this jihad
We won't let the war on terror be won
By that imbecilic clod.
Osama!
You f*cking piece of sh*t
Osama!
May you fry in Hell's pit!
Osama!
You done a whole lotta wrong
Osama!
Now we'll put you where you belong....
Way down in Afghanistan
'Mid the poor and downtrodden
There lies the hindu-Kush mountain range
In which dwelled Osama bin Laden....
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