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| Donkeys and goats are fine... but chickens are some evil bastards. ______ Seafood/Insect Connection Philosophy: Land only accounts for about 1/4 of Earth's surface area. The ocean's account for the other 3/4. Life also began in the Earth's oceans. Keeping this in mind, a person can see how ocean creatures have had a longer time and larger enviornment in which to evolve. Thus, it makes sense that ocean creatures would naturally be larger than their land-dwelling counterparts. In Bethiosophy theory, seafood is actually the insect counterpart of the ocean. Take into consideration the similarities between insect/seafood body types and exoskeletons. Connect the images of crabs/ticks, lobsters/praying mantis, gnats/shrimp, etc, etc. Thus, eating seafood is equivilant to eating large insects... a crime for which I will be guilty. ______ |
| Vegans are evil, for a life without cheese is a life without any happiness at all. _______ People who pick out their own lobster for dinner are disgusting human beings. Each of those little creatures are just sitting there, with his hands bound up, but still alive, just praying that his ass doesn't look like a tempting meal to the asshole with too much money and his nose pressed against the glass. Would you advocate a pen of cows behind the steakhouse so you could run out back and pick out which heffer you'd like to slaughter that day? With their arms and legs tied up so they couldn't move or defend yourself so you could scream: "I can tell by the spots on that bastard's fur that he's gonna make a good, bloody meal!" You shouldn't get your jollies by playing God and picking out which animal should die when you didn't even bother hunting for it, just pointed your fat, lazy finger at it. If you're going to be a meat-eater, atleast do it with some decency. Have it packaged before you eat it. Nobody really wants to see the face of who they're gonna kill. ______ Next time you eat you're steak, try to imagine what its mamma named it when it was born. ______ |