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| "The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it." -Oscar Wilde ______ The Cheeseburger Philosophy: (in relation to dating) It's like putting a cheeseburger in front of a starving man and telling him he can't eat it because it belongs to someone else. There's a moral obligation not to take it... but there's a physical craving. In the end, both you and the cheeseburger know you're eventually going to put your lips on it. ______ If it weren't for alcohol and orgasims, I would never leave the house. ______ "What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door." ______ Never let a man kiss you who you wouldn't trust to use your toothbrush. ______ Have you ever wondered why Beauty loved the Beast? Perhaps you should look up the definition of love in the dictionary again. ______ Love is the most beautiful disease you'll ever contract. ______ Innocence is like virginity. Once you lose it, you can't get it back. ______ |
| Everything is irrelevant except time. ______ Turtle Philosophy: (in relation to dating) Like a turtle, you have a right to be cautious. Whenever you give a little bit of trust, show a little bit of vuenerability and stick your head out of the shell, most people have a tendancy to chop your head off. ______ "Bitch better have my Sealy Posturpedic" ______ "Never let a man's mind wander. It's too little to be left out alone." ______ A great love is a muse. You have no idea where the story of your life will lead you until your muse helps you imagine where it might end. ______ That was a big bang for such a little firework. ______ Everybody is a prostitute for something. You're taking something in return for your attention, whether that be money, gifts, pleasure, or love. ______ |
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