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| "Churches should stay out of politics or be taxed." ______ Schools who support "moments of silence" at the beginning of their days are only serving to make religious differences among school children more evident. We learned years ago that we can't pray in school, so they make an excuse to bring religion into the daily life to seclude the hardcore Chrisitians from regular students. In my opinion, there are only a few reasons why a child would need to pray that badly during school: #1. They need divine help with their stupidity, #2. There is an extreme problem with school security ("Dear Lord, please don't let Bobby bust a cap in my ass today"), or #3. The child is in such extreme danger of dropping straight down to Hell during math class that not even a thousand hail marys before lunchtime will save them. ______ |
| Southern Baptists are evil... and I genuinely believe this to be true. They say the gays go to hell, the interracial relationships go to hell, and those who have fallen into the sinful hands of premarital sex are going there too. Many such celebrities will join them, such as Tinky-Winky the purple Teletubbie (closeted homosexual advocate) , Harry Potter (heretic and devil worshipper), Steve from Blue's Clues (drug addict), and Burt and Ernie (also underground gay conversionists). For Christsakes, people... we are subliminal sinners in the hands of an angry God. Jonathan Edwards would be proud. Give me a fucking break. (Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God) ______ |