My Story
Hi, wondering why I have to include this section in my web page?
My answer is simple, I just want you guys to know some things about me. Perhaps there’s a lot of good stories that other people could tell but on the contrary, I must admit
I have a different story that may catch your interest. If you’re so tired you can just down load or copy this article and later read it on your P .C for your own convenience.
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In the beginning. Huh… sounds familiar? Yes, every life’s story has it’s beginning and for some its difficult for them to comprehend the enigma of life. Doesn’t mean that you’re rich, having things that other people want makes you a happy man. No. It’s a different story. Life in its self is a set of gigantic obstacle-- a matrix for some, but in reality no one is exempted from the pain it causes and the joy of over coming one.
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How do I cope up with the pressure of cant-define-what-I-feel syndrome? Simple, I just look for a comfortable pillow and make my wide-eye shut. There is no other remedy for a tired brain but a long good sleep!
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What do you do when you remember something but that something is missing?
Me, and my “grown-up” friends where eating at this Japanese restaurant when suddenly It struck me that my cell phone was nowhere to be found. I started to feel that I was about to freak out but I manage to maintain a low-rush of adrenaline pump. The first thing that entered my mind, is that, I wasn’t gonna be able to text my baby that night and it bothers me a lot! Thankfully my friends were just playing tricks on me. They just connive to hide my cell phone for a while. They were not suppose to give it to me for a period of time, but because they saw me doing tantrums and acting like a deserted baby, moaning and doing silly stuffs they soon hand the cell phone back to me. Haha.. it always work!
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Suckers are born every seconds whenever there are people delivered them. “Doctor my water bag broke!” The woman screams. “It’s alright…” said the Doctor. “Doc, why do surgeons never often show their emotions during delivery time?” Said the woman. “Ah, good question.” The Doctor replied with a smile on his face. “If you will see me scared, shivering while holding and peaking at your vigina… it would be uncomfortable for you seeing me doing that would it? The reason why sometimes we do not show what is going on in side our brain and internal system, is that, we don’t want our “customer” I mean “patient” to have a traumatic experience in the delivery room. It’s SOP sweetheart... (Serve’s Our Price!)” Said the doctor.
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Ouch…!
Ahhhh… Grrr… “Hey! Why are you screaming like a pig!?” The boy asked. “Ah..ahh.. Its
too….” She replied. “What’s the matter? If you wont
keep silent I’ll leave you this instant!” The boy raises his voice. “Temper…
temper… Pls. Don’t leave…ahhh…”
She moans. “Your nuts!” The boy said. “If it wont fit…
try your other shoes, you silly girl. ”. The power of “Autosuggestion.”
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Some questions to ponder:
Q: Why does a drunken person never feel any shame carrying a bottle of beer on the street while swerving around?
Answer: Because he is drunk!
Q: Why do a couple (not yet married) holding hands, hugging, and kissing in public?
Answer: Because they’re in love!
Q: Why does polygamous person love to broadcast his deed?
Answer: Because it edifies his
pride!
Q: Why does a government official never stop on corruption?
Answer: Because it becomes his
nature!
Q: Why does a Christian never carry a bible in public?
Answer: Because he’s conscious
of what other people would say!
*What about you? What did you observe?*
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