Please note, The Toy Ships FQF has been moved to a new url.The old site will continue existing, but you can find the new version of the website at this address The Toy Ships FQF is an adult writing competition based around slash and the Pirates of the Caribbean. That is homosexual, male on male acts, concerning Jack Sparrow, James Norrington, Will Turner and several other copyrighted characters. If you are not old enough to view adult content, or dislike the idea of two men doing more than speaking to each other and playing football, then turn away now. If you're too young -and- hate that kind of thing. Then please don't enter.

If, however, this is your piece of cake, then go right ahead and click on the splash, and it will take you to the main page. If it isn't, and you click only to find my e-mail and send mocking messages, I will place your flames on the group message board for everyone to laugh at.

Parents, if you find this website, please understand that I have done my best to warn your child, and that any responsibility beyond that goes to you. The Internet is full of dangers and uncensored material.

All copyrighted material belongs to Walt Disney and Jerry Bruckheimer Films. I do not intend to claim ownership in any way, I only pay homage to the excellent characters and the brilliant scriptwriters.