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| Dear SANTA This year for christmas i want a pony, and a car, and a barbi, and a hairbrush, and a shoelace, and a candy cane, and a pony, and a ice cream, and a pencil box, and a springy thingy that i found in my pencil, and a silver, and a gold, and a deodorant, and a doll, and a teddy bear, and a box, and a eraser, and a cup, and a new easy bake oven, and a barney doll, and a telletubby, and a WHOLE can of soda to drink all by myself! I LOVE YOU, il suzy... p.s. i've been a good girl! |
| ummm... ok... wrong number kid... but what i can do for you is make u into a bad girl... i can teach you the birds and the bees, and how to smoke out of a 3D dorito, and how to give a mean---- ummmm.... go play in the free way and when you get hit, i'll let you in on the secrets.... |
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| your one (in about 20 minutes), your only, SATAN |
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