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Hello Satan, I'm an 8th grade girl in a math class better than peter and bobby... no... wait.. i mean this is EINSTEIN!!! I SWEAR, YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT THIS IS A GIRL/BOY NAMED ASYA, NONE!!!! anyways... back to my question, i've tried everything to be pretty but it just doesnt work, it could be the faded shirts, the hair, the tight jeans, maybe my incredibly beautiful nose... or its possible that the anti-AFC's have been paying people off to say that i'm not pretty enough! But now i'd like to make a deal with the devil, i'll give you my soul if you'll make me a pretty girl.  And this one boy in my old math class named PETER, well hehe i think he really likes me, so, maybe if you gave me a new einstein shirt i could feel that he is worthy of a goddes... ahem... god. THIS IS EINSTEIN... IT IS DEFINETELY NOT ASYA!!!!!
DAER THINGY... I did some research.... And, it turns out that you ARE ASYA!!! you're allready going to hell for being so god damn hideous looking!!! infact... i might even give you the pleasure of sticking the pineapples up hitler's ass for the demons... (just to give him a bigger punishment...)... but not to worry because i also did some research on your crush peter, and it turns out that he is obsessed with you... and i think he likes your faded shirts... so go for it and ASK HIM OUT!!!!
YOUR ONE, YOUR ONLY,
SATAN
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