Star Traks: The Incongruous Voyages was created by Ronan Stafford.  It's based primarily on
 Alan Decker's Star Traks (though all the other Star Traks series deserve mention for 
 inspiration),and these in turn are based on Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry. Last thing 
 I knew Paramount and Viacom owned Star Trek, but with weird stuff happening there I don't 
 think they know who owns it. Anyway, I don't. If you do own Star Trek, drop me an e-mail and 
 I'll credit you for having enough money to buy the franchise.

 
 Copyright 2007. All rights reserved.
  

 Rated PG (by author, who knows nothing about ratings). But I don't think there's any foul 
 language, just a couple insults and gory deaths. Nothing worse than you get in primary school 
 playgrounds these days.


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                      ###STAR TRAKS: THE INCONGRUOUS VOYAGES###
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                      ########Season One: Drabble Four#########
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                      #########The Language of Romance#########
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  As Lombardo wrote his love letter Rascamontes looked over his shoulder, 
  shaking his head.

    “You write like that, you’re never going to bed that bird.” 

    “She’s notie a bird,” Lombardo replied, “she’s a fishy.”

    “Oh.” Rascamontes said, and shut up for a few moments as Lombardo continued 
  to attempt to pour his heart out into the letter. “Tell her you’ve got a big 
  cock. Or a large tuna, whatever her species’ slang for penis is.”

  Lombardo stared at him. He was attempting to write a Shakesperian romanctic 
  masterpiece!

     “You’d seriously be surprised how often it works for me.” Rascamontes advised.