Star Traks: The Incongruous Voyages was created by Ronan Stafford.  It's based primarily on
 Alan Decker's Star Traks (though all the other Star Traks series deserve mention for 
 inspiration),and these in turn are based on Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry. Last thing 
 I knew Paramount and Viacom owned Star Trek, but with weird stuff happening there I don't 
 think they know who owns it. Anyway, I don't. If you do own Star Trek, drop me an e-mail and 
 I'll credit you for having enough money to buy the franchise.


 Copyright 2007. All rights reserved. 


 Rated PG (by author, who knows nothing about ratings). But I don't think there's any foul 
 language, just a couple insults and gory deaths. Nothing worse than you get in primary school 
 playgrounds these days.


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                      ###STAR TRAKS: THE INCONGRUOUS VOYAGES###
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                      #########Season One: Drabble Two#########
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                      ###Life of the Replenishment Assistant###
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                      #################by RPS##################
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  Igor stretched. Niels did likewise. Igor smoothed over his shirt, and again 
  Niels copied his actions.

    “We’re bored, aren’t we?” Niels asked. Too lazy to actually give a reply, 
  Igor nodded. “Yah, sure ain't much stuff to do round here.” 
  What to do, what indeed.
 
  Niels started whistling a tune. Igor looked at him annoyed, so his fellow 
  worker stopped.
    “Yep, we’re bored.” Niels said as stared off into mid-distance. “You wanna 
  go look around the lingerie section again?” 

  Igor pushed himself up and towards the staff room door.

    “Oh, such is the life of the replenishment assistant.” Niels mused.