Star Traks: The Incongruous Voyages was created by Ronan Stafford.  It's based primarily on
 Alan Decker's Star Traks (though all the other Star Traks series deserve mention for 
 inspiration),and these in turn are based on Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry. Last thing 
 I knew Paramount and Viacom owned Star Trek, but with weird stuff happening there I don't 
 think they know who owns it. Anyway, I don't. If you do own Star Trek, drop me an e-mail and 
 I'll credit you for having enough money to buy the franchise.


 Copyright 2007. All rights reserved. 


 Rated PG (by author, who knows nothing about ratings). But I don't think there's any foul 
 language, just a couple insults and gory deaths. Nothing worse than you get in primary school 
 playgrounds these days.


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                      ###STAR TRAKS: THE INCONGRUOUS VOYAGES###
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                      #########Season One: Drabble One#########
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                      ##########A Botanical Question###########
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                      #################by RPS##################
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  Sanchez panicked. Flash would be arriving any minute now. And her quarters 
  were full of his kin, his brothers and sisters, prisoners in terracota jails.
 
  She took the plant nearest to her, rushing to hide it. What would Flash think 
  of her? Surely it’d be revolted, outraged at this barbaric practice. She had 
  to hide these plants, and pronto.

  Too late. The doors opened, Flash walked in. She’d been caught mid-journey. 

  Flash immediately knew the problem from the look on her face.

    “Don’t worry,” it comforted her, “on my planet it’s increasingly common to 
  grow primitive monkeys in pots.”