>"Weight Loss" 
>
>There was a guy who went to a weight loss clinic 
and said he needed to
>lose 20 lbs. So, the guy at the desk said first 
door on the right,
>close the door and lock it. So, he went in and 
there was a naked lady
>with a sign that said "U CATCH ME U SCREW ME" 
so, an hour later, he
>comes out, 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he 
returns and needs to
>lose 50 lbs. So the guy says second floor, third 
door on the left,
>close the door, lock the door, and bolt it. When 
he went in, there
>were two girls with the same sign. A day later, 
he comes out 50 lbs.
>lighter. A year later, he returns and needs to 
lose 100 lbs. So the
>guy says fifth floor, third door on the right, 
close the door, lock
>it, bolt it, and bar it. He goes in, and there 
is a gorrilla with a
>sign saying, "if I catch u I screw u."