>10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school,
>except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
>
>9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs, etc... School just sucks.
>
>8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette.
>
>After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot
>stronger.
>
>7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
>
>6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
>
>5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.
>
>4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
>
>3. After sex you actually feel like you have accomplished something.
>
>2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still
>cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
>
>And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........
>
>1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At
>school >your teachers screw you regardless.
>