>"The Seeing Eye Dog"
>
>Two men were walking their dogs around the local 
country club and
>discussing their recent game of golf. The first 
man's dog was a big
>German shepard, and the second man's dog was a 
chihuahua. The first
>man says, "Let's go into the club and get a 
drink." The second man
>says, "but we can't take our dogs into the club, 
and I don't wanna
>leave Froo-Froo outside." So the first man says, 
"Oh, sure we can take
>our dogs inside, just do as I do, and say what I 
say."
>
>So, the first man walks into the club and asks 
the waiter for a place
>to sit. The waiter says, "Sorry sir, but you 
can't have your dog in
>here." The man looks around aimlessly and says, 
"Not even Seeing-eye
>dogs?" The waiter immediatly apologizes and 
gives the man a seat.
>
>The second man watched this whole scene and 
decided to go for it. He
>walked in and asked the same waiter for a seat. 
The waiter says, "I'm
>sorry sir, but you can't have your dog in here." 
The second man said,
>"not even seeing-eye dogs?"
>
>Then the waiter laughed and said, "you gotta be 
kidding, man, you're
>telling me that that chihuahua is a seeing-eye 
dog?!"
>
>The second man thought for a moment, then 
replied, "They sold me a
>CHIHUAHUA?!?"
>*