>Payback....
>
>Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped
>some cards on the floor.
>
>When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that
>Bill's wife, legs spread wide, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by
>this,
>John...upon trying to sit up again...hit his head on the table and
>emerged red-faced.
>
>Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
>followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
>there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that,
>well, yes he
>did.
>
>She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500."
>After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
>this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him
>that
>since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that
>John
>should be at her house around 2:00PM Friday afternoon.
>
>When Friday rolls around, John shows up at Bill's house for the planned
>tryst with his wife at 2:00PM sharp...and after paying her the agreed
>upon $500.00, they go to
>her bedroom and close their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
>
>Afterwards, John quickly dresses and leaves.
>
>As was his habit, at 6:00PM, Bill returned home from work. Upon entering
>the house and encountering his wife he asks abruptly, "Did John come by
>the
>house this afternoon?"
>
>With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answers, "Why yes, he did stop by
>here for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skips a beat
>when her husband curtly asks, "And did he give you $500.00?" In terror
>she
>assumes she's somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best
>poker face she replies, "Well, yes...in fact he did give me five hundred
>dollars."
>
>Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprises his wife by saying,
>"Good, I was hoping so. John came by my office this morning and borrowed
>$500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on
>his way home and pay me back."