> > > New York Blonde
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>A blonde walks into a bank in New York city and asks for the loan
>officer.
>She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs
>to borrow
>$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
>security for
>the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
>parked on
>the street in front of the bank..
>
>Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
>collateral
>for the loan.
>
>The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
>blonde
>for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
>
>An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
>bank's
>underground garage and parks it there.
>
>Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
>interest,
>which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very
>happy to
>have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
>nicely, but
>we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
>and found
>that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
>bother to
>borrow $5,000?"
>
>The blonde replied,......................"Where else in New York can
>I park
>my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"
>Finally, a smart blonde.