> >> >Learn Chinese In Five Minutes!!!!!!
> >> > (Read these out loud; it helps)
> >> >
> >> > He's cleaning his automobile.
> >> > Wa Shing Ka.
> >> >
> >> > This is a tow away zone.
> >> > No Pah King.
> >> >
> >> > Is there a fugitive here?
> >> > Hu Yu Hai Ding?
> >> >
> >> > Small Horse.
> >> > Tai Ni Po Ni.
> >> >
> >> > Your price is too high!!!
> >> > No Bai Nut Ding!!!!
> >> >
> >> > Did you go to the beach?
> >> > Wai Yu So Tan?
> >> >
> >> > I bumped into a coffee table.
> >> > Ai Bang Mai Ni.
> >> >
> >> > Has your flight been delayed?
> >> > Hao Long Wei Ting?
> >> >
> >> > I thought you were on a diet.
> >> > Wai Yu Mun Ching?
> >> >
> >> > They have arrived.
> >> > Hia Dei Kum.
> >> >
> >> > I got this for free.
> >> > Ai No Pei.
> >> >
> >> > You know lyrics to the Macarena?
> >> > Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
> >> >
> >> > Stay out of sight.
> >> > Lei lo.
> >> >
> >> > Your body odor is offensive.
> >> > Yu Stin Ki Pu.