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>
>A certain zoo had aquired a very rare species of 
gorilla. Within a few
>weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, 
and difficult to
>handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian 
determined the problem:
>She was in heat. What to do? There was no male 
of this species
>available.
>
>While reflecting on their problem, the zoo 
adminstrators noticed Mike,
>an employee responsible for cleaning the 
animals' cages. Now Mike, it
>was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy 
any female, and he
>wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators 
thought they might have
>a solution.
>
>Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the 
female gorilla. So he
>was approached with a proposition: would he be 
willing to screw the
>gorilla for five hundred bucks? 
>
>Mike replied that he might be interested, but 
would have to think the
>matter over. 
>
>The following day, Mike announced that he would 
accept their offer,
>but only under three conditions: 
>
>"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss 
her," and "Second, I
>want nothing to do with any offspring that may 
result from this
>union."
>
>The zoo administration quickly acceded to these 
conditions, but what
>could be the third?
>
>"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another 
week to come up with
>the five hundred bucks!"



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