> THE NEXT BEST THING
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>Three old men were sitting around and talking.
The 80 year-old
>said, "The best thing that could happen to me
would just to be
>able to have a good pee. I stand there for
twenty minutes, and
>it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and
over again."
>
>The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could
happen to me is
>if I could have one good bowel movement. I take
every kind of
>laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a
problem."
>
>Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my
problem. Every morning
>at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At
6:30 am sharp I have
>a great bowel movement. The best thing that
could happen to me
>would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."