A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
> and have
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
> event, the girl announced
> to
> her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to
> go out and make love
> for the first time.
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
> sexx before, so
> he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
> conndoms. The pharmacist helps
> the boy for
> about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
> to know about
> conndoms and sexx. At the counter, the pharmacist
> asks the boy how many
> conndoms he'd
> like to
> buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. ?I'm really
> going to give it to
> this girl," the boy tells
> the pharmacist.I intend to plug every orrifice in
> her body at least twice."
>
> The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family
> pack, sayingthe
> boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and
> all.
> That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents
> house and meet
> his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for
> you to meet my
> parents,come
> on
> in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
> table where
> the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
> offers to say grace and bows
> his
> head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
> prayer with his head
> down Ten minutes passes and still no movement from
> the boy.
> Finally,after 20
> minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally
> leans over and
> whispers to the
> boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
> your father was
> a
> pharmacist