>And God created Woman, giving her three breasts to nurse her
> young. And God spoke, saying to her, "Woman I have created thee as I
> see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe
>(sigh).
> Is there anything about thee that thou would prefer differently?"
>
> And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am made with two eyes, two
> feet, two legs...you get the idea Lord. I do not need but two
> breasts."
>
> And God said, "Woman, Thou speak wisely as I have created thee
> with wisdom."
>
> There was a bolt of lightning, and it was done, and Woman stood
> there holding her third breast in her hand.
>
> "What am I gonna do with this useless boob?" Woman asked.
>
> And so it was, that God created Man