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| Can't stick their heads out of Windows�. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen Saver. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SmellU SmellMe still in beta test. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver. TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ( Too Hard To Type With Paws. ) |
| REASONS DOGS DON'T USE COMPUTERS |