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| --Make the world your playground. --Whenever you miss the litter tray, cover it up. Dragging a clean sock over it helps. --If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do. --When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up. --Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. --Nap often. --When in trouble, just purr and look cute. --Life is hard, and then you nap. --Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. --When in doubt, cop an attitude. --Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them. --Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there. --A bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care". |
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