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| LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat. FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. LAW OF PILL REJECTION - Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity. LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter. LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM - Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered. |
| Laws of Cat Physics |