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| NOW HEAR THIS! I have full run of this household and your sole purpose is to take care of me. I pray God keeps you able to do so. Feed me well and promptly, so that I may then lie down and stare at you. Do not try to move me if I am on top of the TV, even if my tail is hanging in front of the picture. You may pet me as often as you wish, although I can do without the idiotic statements you utter as you do so. Keep in mind, if I thought the lady next door would feed me any better, I'd be out of here in a minute. If it is loyalty you are looking for, get a dog." |
| The cat's prayer |