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  A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds
   when he entered a patient's room. He found a patient sitting
   on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
   A second patient was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
  
   The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The patient
   replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
  
   The doctor inquired of the first patient what the other patient
   was doing. The first patient replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but
   he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor
   looks up and notices the second patient's face is going all red.
  
   The doctor asks the first patient, "If he's your friend, you
   should get him down from there before he hurts himself." The
   first patient replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
The Doctor's Visit
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