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| Life before the Computer |
| An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was somthing that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a three and a half inch floppy.... You hoped nobody found out ! Compress was somthing you did to garbage Not somthing you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public... You`d be in jail for a while.. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut --- you did with a pocket knife Paste - you did with glue A web was a spiders home And a virus was the flu! I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash----- But .. when it happens they wish they were DEAD !!! LOL ....... :) |
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