| The SSS Heat Show! Episodes 4 and 5 by m500ario Episode 4 1/2 by Positron 3D |
| Episode 4: 3, 5, 2, 3, Start Crowd: Huh??? Guy in crowd: EVERYONE SUCKS! Flamea: That was odd. Here is our first guest today: Kenny! Kenny: mhhmmhmm mhmmhmhmhm. Guy in crowd: EVERYONE SUCKS! Crowd: ???? Flamea: SPEAK UP! Kenny: mhhmmhmm mhmmhmhmhm, Flamea: THAT'S IT! (cuts Kenny's head off) Stan: OMG, you killed Kenny! Kyle: You ba***rds! Flamea: GO AWAY! Now, some weather. Psy Girl: 'NSync will annoy you to death. Flamea: The next guest is.......... 'NSync: BYE BYE BYE! Hello Flamea! Flamea: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (runs through a brick wall) m500ario: Yet again, Flamea didn't last in the episode. 'NSync: It ain't no lie, baby BYE BYE BYE! m500ario: I have a song. DIE DIE DIE! (shoots 'NSync to death) Psy Girl: Too bad they died. Episode 4 1/2 Rock, Paper, Scizor, Pika! Crowd: What the ----? Guy in crowd: Screw you! Flamea: Hello. Welcome to Episode 4 1/2. Today we have Positron 3D as back up, but I doubt we'll need him Weather? Psy Girl: *yawn* Pretty decent. Flamea: Guest? George W. Bush: blah blah blah... Flamea: The end. Roll credits! (credits roll) Crowd: YOU SUCK! Guy in crowd: SCREW YOU! (backstage...) Flamea: I did it! All according to plan! Zapa: The cameras are still rolling, and people are still watching. Flamea: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Turn it off!!!!! (a cow falls on Flamea) Positron 3D: It's amazing what Stealth will do for 20 dollars. Crowd: YAAY! Guy in crowd: SCREW YOU! Positron 3D: (shoots the guy) Good night! Episode 5 10, 9, 8, 7... Flamea: Screw that! 2, 1, START! Hello and welcome to the only place that doesn't fake the deaths of people. Crowd: Huh? Guy in crowd: LIFE SUCKS! Flamea: For our first guest they are pop stars: BACKSTREET B***ES! Kirby: Don't cu......... (a light falls on Kirby) Backstreet Bums: We love the show! UNLIKE 'NSYNC! Flamea: Hey, you might be the first guest I won't kill. Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Guy in crowd: LIFE SUCKS! Backstreet Bums: Now we will sing. Flamea: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (overkills BSB) Can we get some weather? Psy Girl: Small showers and Flamea lasting through this episode. Flamea: What? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Let's bring in the next guest: BILL GATES! Bill Gates: My X-Box will rule the world! Flamea: Let's play a little game. Let''s play a video game. Whatever happens to us on the game effects us in real life. (The game starts. A game image of Flamea and Bill show up on the game.) Rocka: I will announce. Flamea starts to punch and kick Bill. Bill hits him with his tie. OH NO! Bill uses the X-Box Attack on Flamea and he is flying. m500ario I'm COMING! Rocka: Bill tries to use the X-Box Attack but m500ario's image does the Matrix, dodging the X-Box. m500atio: LAWYER FEE ATTACK! (A lawyer comes and takes some of Bill Gates's Money) Time to finish you! MEEEEEGA TAAAAX COLLLECTOR! (A tax guy comes and takes all of Bill Gates's money) Bill Gates: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (explodes) m500ario: The End. -------------------- (After the show....) Positron 3D: I notice you didn't kill the guy that kept saying life sucked. m500ario: Oh yeah. FLAMEA INFERNO! (kills the "Life sucks" guy) (The End!) -------------------- |