| The SSS Heat Show! By: m500ario Episodes 1-3 |
| Episode 1: Flamea: Hello, I'm the host in The SSS Heat Show. This will be the first episode of Heat. I need a co-host for The SSS Heat Show. Here is my crew: -------------------- Camera Man: Stealth Host: Flamea Back-up: m500ario Lights: Zapa Weather: Psy Girl -------------------- Stealth: 3, 2, 1, START! Flamea: Welcome to The SSS Heat Show! Let's start stuff out with our first guest: Regis! [Regis comes out] Regis: I'm so glad to be on your first show. But I would like to say COME SEE WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! Flamea: [reaches for his gun] If it's one thing I hate... [shootss Regis]...it's a guy who puts up ads on my show! Women in crowd: NOOOOOO Regis! Flamea: Let's go to weather. Psy Girl: It will be sunny until a bolt of lightning hits Flamea. Flamea: .......Shut up........[gets struck by lightning] Zapa: He's in ashes, but he is OK! m500ario: I'll take over now. Next guest. ASH KETCHUM! (Ash comes out) Ash: Hello, I'm the greatest Pokemon trainer EVER! Nick Pokemon and m500ario: THAT'S A LIE! [m500ario sends out Bob the Blastoise and Nick sends out Lugia] (Lugia and Bob use Hyper Beam and kills Ash) m500ario: What's done is done. See ya next time on: THE SSS HEAT SHOW! Episode 2: 3, 2, 1, START! Flamea: Hello and welcome to The SSS Heat Show. We will start things out with some news. Crowd: BOOOOOOO! Guy in crowd: YOU SUCK! Flamea: Who said that? [holds a fireball in his hands] Bring in the first guest, Mike Tyson! (Mike comes out) Crowd: YAAAAAAAAY! Guy in crowd: YOU SUCK! Mike: Glad to be here. Flamea: Can we get some weather? Psy Girl: It will be partly cloudy with a 100% chance that Mike Tyson will beat up Flamea. Flamea: Fat chance. So, how do you like your career? Crowd: PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM! Guy in crowd: YOU SUCK! Mike: The people have spoken. [hits Flamea hard] m500ario: I'll take over his spot (again). Crowd: FRY TYSON! FRY TYSON! Guy in crowd: YOU SUCK! m500ario: Bye, Tyson. [fries him to death] Ok, next guest is Brock from Pewter City. (Brock comes out) Crowd: .............. Guy in Crowd: YOU SUCK! Brock: It's like you've never seen a Pokemon Breeder before. m500ario: Anyways, yoou have a pretty good TV show on WB. Brock: That is true. I might become more successful than you. m500ario: You've said too much. Zapa, drop a light on Brock. Zapa: You got it. [drops a huge light on Brock] m500ario: That's it for today's show. See ya. Crowd: YAAAAAAY! Guy in crowd: YOU SUCK! m500ario: That's IT! [shoots the Guy in the crowd] Episode 3: 3, 2, 1, START! Crowd: Yay Guy in crowd: THIS SUCKS! Flamea: Ok, let's start off by the weather. Psy Girl: Nice and hot. Flamea is about to shoot me. HUH? [runs] Crowd: ........... Guy in crowd: THIS SUCKS! Flamea: Time to bring in the guest: Banjo and Kazooie! Crowd: THIS SUCKS! Guy in crowd: ................THIS CROWD SUCKS! Banjo: We just beat Grunty again and we might be in a third game. We are the toughest! Flamea: DODGE THIS! [shoots a bullet at slow speeds] Banjo: Ha! I can do the Matrix. [dodges the bullet] TAKE THIS! [Kazooie shoots a grenade egg at Flamea] Flamea: [grabs the grenade and throws it back] Kazooie: NOOOQ [BK blows up] Bomber Man: MWA HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! [throws a bomb at Flamea] Flamea: ....[blows it out and thorws it back] FLAMEA INFERNO! [lights the fuse and blows Bomber Man up] I DID IT! I LASTED AN EPISODE! Roll the credits!! (the credits crush Flamea) m500ario: He was almost there. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Guy in crowd: THIS SUCKS! [Guts Man comes out and crushes the guy] What do you think of The SSS Heat Show, Episodes 1-3? Sign the guestbook or e-mail m500ario at [email protected]. Want to go back to Written Works? Or would you rather go back to The Positron 3D Zone? |