Oh, you say you're not that nice? That's good, because neither is my fanfic.
If you're here that means you'd like to read some dirty Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfic written by me. You're in luck...I just happen to have some of that.
I haven't written much, but what I have is all right here for your smutty convenience.
If you are under 18 - run along my little honeys, you're squicking me out.
NC-17
8100 Words
Thanks to a charmed ring, Buffy has the chance to get Spike under her thumb, repercussion free - but you know that can't last. Tingly hijinks ensue.
NC-17
22500 words
Buffy and Spike go to a vampire convention. And it is not a date, dammit! Set in S6, just before Hell's Bells.
NC-17
6300 words
Xander pays a visit to Wolfram and Hart on Christmas Eve. Set in the middle of S5.
NC-17
4080 words
What would have happened if Spike had still been around the night Willow tried to destroy the world? (Just pretend Seeing Red never happened, okay?)
I don't own any of these characters, I only use them to gratify myself. Yes, they do fit if I relax enough. Hee. Please don't sue me Joss and your team of grumpy expensive lawyers! You don't want to see the Poshkittens living in a van down by the river, do you?
NC-17
Tired of fanfic that doesn't go the way you want? Now you get to decide what happens to our three heros when a game of truth or dare goes magically awry.
NC-17 Warning: This story contains BDSM & watersports
950 words
Buffy shouldn't have dared him.
Weekend Trilogy:
1. Spike Gets a Driving Lesson
2. Buffy and the Duster
3a. The Elevator (X/S)
3b. The Elevator - non-con duct tape version