How to Kill a Weed
By a Gardener

What are you crazy, Tom? Have you ever even seen a goddamned weed? You have to tear it up! Tear it up fast and hard! Don't look back, and don't ­ I stress ­ don't touch those goddamned roots! Jesus, it's backward-ass thinking like that that's ruining this country and a couple of other countries whose names I've forgotten.

WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!?!