Truths:

Cinnamon Oat Crunch
Where's the cinnamon?
Ah, subtle coloration!
Costly cereal

Yes
Precision and skill
Guide fantastic wankfests
Going for the one!

Yes II
Gaudy typesetting
Audacious fantasy art
Album cover signed!

Roland Juno 106
Primary colors
Highlight programming functions
It has MIDI too

Carpet
From wall to white wall
Cursed gray dulls my floors
How wood might add style!

Devo
Infallible looks
Gadgets serve nerd music well
DVD made cheap

Beer
Substance! Thickness! Taste!
Beer is food's greatest ally
Wine can just suck it

Bread
Taken for granted
This heavenly treat suffered
When Atkins sparked fads

Hamburger
Princely food, thrice blessed
A hearty bun shall clasp you
Do not wear lettuce

College
It has been mentioned
That it is the new high school
And prices yet soar

Super Bowl XXXVIII
Advertising gold
Fuel for procrastination
Beer and hot dogs, please

Working with Facilities Management
I watch whom I like
And returned glances thrill me
It's just the truck though

Brandon Mitchell