"Yeah, well I just played Kingdom Hearts, and it rocked my world!"

Let me tell you about a PS2 game that in every way is jammed pack with wicked awesomeness and tightitude. It's called Kingdom Hearts, and it's about a character from some Japanese video game who has to travel to all the worlds of Disney and like rescue all of the princesses from the Disney plotlines from some evil dude who's taken over some dimensional gateway between all the worlds of Disney.  That's right, ALL OF THEM. I ask you, could this be any more perfect?  And I answer for you--NO IT COULD NOT, TOM.  You ride this little inter-dimensional tug-boat between the different worlds (kind of looks like something a little kid might have in his bath tub), and you fight with a giant key, which you can use to open dimensional gateways.  Plus, you can pick up various Disney characters to fight alongside you, like Goofy, who fights with a sword and shield (for obvious reasons), and Donald, who's a magician.  Shit yeah. DID I MENTION THIS GAME IS TIGHT?  So anyway, you fight various villains from Final Fantasy games, and Disney movies, and other shit, and it's all in a 3-D environment, with live gameplay (not that turn-based shit for gay-gays), and a pretty easy to understand fighting engine.  Yeah, so beat that, rap wrestling game.  Oh wait, you can't!!!!  X GONNA GIVE IT TO YAAA!!!

Tom Kruller