I Just Heard the Rapture and Now Style is Everything!

Oh man! I just heard this band called the Rapture. They were on this Clear Channel station (which I was just listening to for irony), but they're really cool! It's, like, like a really cool dance thing. Like the White Stripes but you can dance to it! I think I'm going to buy their debut album when I go to the mall to buy some cowboy boots. You'd think I'd be perturbed by the fact that this is their first album and they sound so rough around the edges, and yet they're all over the place, but - hey - I'm not! That's life I guess. Oh! And, also, I found out about this band called Joy Division. Have you heard of them? They're kind of like the Rapture but the singer has a funny voice. I like that! I guess that totally awesome band Interpol is kind of like a mix of the two of them. I like that, too! I think I'm going to go buy a CBGBs shirt when I get those cool cowboy boots. Man, I hate conformity! Coincidentally, I really like my style of dress to adhere OCD-core to the scene of music that I like. That's cool!

Johnny Everyman