TO A REAL SUPERSTAR
 
Alex is our hero
He's so tight
we talk to him online
almost every night
 
He works at De Anza
and goes there to school
He's really awesome
and really cool
 
We met him through dredal
but they no longer talk
so we bug him always
you could say that we "stalk"
 
One of us
is his secret friend
The other one
is tall to no end
 
He's a self proclaimed pirate
has a hat as the proof
rate him on hot or not
he's not a doof
 
He's also a genius
well he's wise at least
we think that's hot
he's a sexy beast
 
We wish we could meet him
and drool at his sight
but "the lab just won't do"
maybe at night?
 
He likes Howard Dean
and now we do too
He cast upon us a Jihad
Now we live in a zoo
 
So Alex, we love you
not as much as some
but hang out with us please
we promise you fun!!!

-Two Stalkers

COUNTERPOINT:

Actually, he's a little shit.

-Alex